The rant thread.
22 May 2008, 07:28 PM
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The rant thread.
Get anything thats pi$$ing you off right now, off your chest here.
1. Why is it, when my kids have a mates round, they annoy the hell out of me? It was my 4 year old's turn today, and her "best mate". The sun's shining, the garden is full of toys, a swing, the playhouse is tidy ready for play, so go out and enjoy it. No. They have to run round and round the living room, screaming like a couple of God knows what's, and I can't hear Peter bloody Alliss' golf commentary. And when they're told to get in the garden, the bloody waterworks start.
2. WTF is going on with petrol prices. It seem it's going up 3- 4 pence a litre a day at the moment. Oi Gordon, it's fecking crippling people out here in the real world. Get your finger out of your @rse, and REDUCE THE FECKING TAX MAN!!
3. And don't get me started on "development targets" from HR. I'm too busy doing my job your morons!!!
1. Why is it, when my kids have a mates round, they annoy the hell out of me? It was my 4 year old's turn today, and her "best mate". The sun's shining, the garden is full of toys, a swing, the playhouse is tidy ready for play, so go out and enjoy it. No. They have to run round and round the living room, screaming like a couple of God knows what's, and I can't hear Peter bloody Alliss' golf commentary. And when they're told to get in the garden, the bloody waterworks start.
2. WTF is going on with petrol prices. It seem it's going up 3- 4 pence a litre a day at the moment. Oi Gordon, it's fecking crippling people out here in the real world. Get your finger out of your @rse, and REDUCE THE FECKING TAX MAN!!
3. And don't get me started on "development targets" from HR. I'm too busy doing my job your morons!!!
22 May 2008, 07:33 PM
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Well done those kids. I feckin hate it when they (other folks kids) play out in the garden and annoy me when I'm chillin.
Kill anyone who buys a trampoline or jump castle
TAKE THEM TO THE PARK YOU LAZY BASTIDS
Kill anyone who buys a trampoline or jump castle
TAKE THEM TO THE PARK YOU LAZY BASTIDS
22 May 2008, 07:41 PM
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Feckin justifying in front of clients some OTHER feckwits idea of an integrated partnered arrangement when you know it's a load of unjustifiable sh1te as well...
22 May 2008, 07:43 PM
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Id like to have a rant over my dam washing pile
It just seems to grow and grow no matter how much ironing i do, theres always yards more of the sodding stuff
Where does it all come from
It just seems to grow and grow no matter how much ironing i do, theres always yards more of the sodding stuff
Where does it all come from
22 May 2008, 07:45 PM
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22 May 2008, 08:08 PM
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22 May 2008, 08:20 PM
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22 May 2008, 08:37 PM
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the roads round my area are really grinding my gears at the mo . pot holes and ruts everywhere.
what do we pay road tax for . they resurface all the unused back alleys behind the houses for 3 weeks but not the roads , it doesnt make sence to me !
what do we pay road tax for . they resurface all the unused back alleys behind the houses for 3 weeks but not the roads , it doesnt make sence to me !
22 May 2008, 08:38 PM
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22 May 2008, 08:41 PM
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Do you know what really winds me up? Not being able to say how I really feel about stuff that winds me up without fear of offending someone..
There is something/someone (mainly someone) who is really totally and utterly doing my head in at the moment but if I go into detail I will get shot down in flames and probably start a small war
There is something/someone (mainly someone) who is really totally and utterly doing my head in at the moment but if I go into detail I will get shot down in flames and probably start a small war
22 May 2008, 08:45 PM
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Do you know what really winds me up? Not being able to say how I really feel about stuff that winds me up without fear of offending someone..
There is something/someone (mainly someone) who is really totally and utterly doing my head in at the moment but if I go into detail I will get shot down in flames and probably start a small war
There is something/someone (mainly someone) who is really totally and utterly doing my head in at the moment but if I go into detail I will get shot down in flames and probably start a small war
...............errrrrrrr.........it's not me is it?
22 May 2008, 08:54 PM
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22 May 2008, 08:55 PM
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Sally I hear you. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to hold my tongue in that real world you speak of. 
People (well some) are really getting on my nerves at the moment, I fear soon, I may snap, and really say something I may in some ways regret.
As for ranting here, not only do I doubt there would be the space, I don't think I have enough years left in this life to do it, and I'm only 25.
People (well some) are really getting on my nerves at the moment, I fear soon, I may snap, and really say something I may in some ways regret. As for ranting here, not only do I doubt there would be the space, I don't think I have enough years left in this life to do it, and I'm only 25.
22 May 2008, 08:58 PM
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Also those fecking bright house ads.. 'Are you a junkie, dole sponger or low life, come buy your stuff from us, for just £1.99 a month you can have a BIG telly and still afford to buy your skag/super lager as usual!' Telly rrp £300 you actually pay £10,150.44 over 20 years
22 May 2008, 08:58 PM
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I'm fed up with dust / grit / bird crap on the car! We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it. 
We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it.
22 May 2008, 09:02 PM
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Tam, I hate that ad too! In fact there was a little girl today, she walked out in front of my bright yellow van, looked at me, a bit startled, and then carried on going, hood up, not looking. Fortunately I was doing about 10mph, otherwise I'd have been scraping her off the side of my van! What with all the dust on it I'd be looking at some terrible swirl marks
22 May 2008, 09:03 PM
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I'm fed up with dust / grit / bird crap on the car! We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it.
We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it.
22 May 2008, 09:04 PM
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I'm fed up with dust / grit / bird crap on the car! We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it.
We have building sites up the road, down the road and over the road who all spew crap out. We have a lane opposite, when it rains crap gets washed down onto the road, then it dries out and turns to dust which coupled with the building sites covers my car in crap within about 27 seconds of it being washed, then a bird craps on it. *No I didn't feed the birds evo stick btw!
22 May 2008, 09:08 PM
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Fecking don't start me on bird crap, I fed the little ******* all winter and they repay me by sh!ttin all over the car, I washed it last Wednesday and by Friday it had 14 separate bird ***** on it, the giant one on the windscreen was a bugger to clean off, christ I think the bird whose **** it dropped from had been eating Evo Stick*
*No I didn't feed the birds evo stick btw!
*No I didn't feed the birds evo stick btw!
22 May 2008, 09:11 PM
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You lot should try having Aylesbury Ducks nesting in your garden, the size of their poos are phenomenal, I can't work out how something so small can do poos so big and in such vast quantities
I caught my dog eating one today
Edit to say that's the poo not the ducks
I caught my dog eating one today
Edit to say that's the poo not the ducks
22 May 2008, 09:19 PM
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Ferking hate half term, p1ssed up kids everywhere.Had some ****** walking in the middle of the road dwigging a bottle of cider and because I had the audacity to beep my horn to get him to move, he kicks my car.
I tell you what I came close to running the **** down.
I tell you what I came close to running the **** down.
Yuk