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Old 21 May 2008, 09:21 AM
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You can imagine the conversation

Asda Employee: 'Hello 'dis Asda, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a leaving party this week.'
Asda Employee: 'What you want on 'da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.



















Old 21 May 2008, 09:27 AM
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Nice one.
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You couldn't make it up.
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
You can imagine the conversation

Asda Employee: 'Hello 'dis Asda, how can I help you?'
Customer: ' I would like to order a cake for a leaving party this week.'
Asda Employee: 'What you want on 'da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that 'We will miss you'.



















Think yourself lucky mate. I asked for something artistic for my dad's birthday and they gave me this!!

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...lewis/cake.jpg



Strangely appropriate actually!!!

Ns04
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LMAO @ NS04

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Thats why they employ the Polish then

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Old 21 May 2008, 10:07 AM
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Oh my god, it is so funny but you must have been angry as well ? Poor Suzanne, she must have been a tad pissed and not to mention confused or did you not actually show her

Ns04, that is bad !! Again very funny but really naughty, I'm assuming that wasn't Asda that thought up the artistic bit ?
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Originally Posted by naughtyhunnybunny

Ns04, that is bad !! Again very funny but really naughty, I'm assuming that wasn't Asda that thought up the artistic bit ?
I've no idea who was responsible, I think it's fair to speculate a woman designed it at the very least, as the **** appears to be located in the right place!

No doubt a bloke provided the white icing sugar!

Ns "can I say **** on SN?" 04
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I've no idea who was responsible, I think it's fair to speculate a woman designed it at the very least, as the **** appears to be located in the right place!

No doubt a bloke provided the white icing sugar!

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guess you can as the swear filter dosent have a problem with it, must be a male swear filter as it has no idea what it is
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
guess you can as the swear filter dosent have a problem with it, must be a male swear filter as it has no idea what it is
but why does it then object to bollocks?

Oh, it doesn't; it's a bloke!!
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Oh how true you are, there should be evening classes for you guys but that's another whole topic ?
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Originally Posted by naughtyhunnybunny
Oh how true you are, there should be evening classes for you guys but that's another whole topic ?
evening classes in what
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Now come on Tony, your toying here ???:
The finer parts of the female anatomy....
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
evening classes in what
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Old 21 May 2008, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by naughtyhunnybunny
Now come on Tony, your toying here ???:
The finer parts of the female anatomy....
nope, still lost me
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Originally Posted by naughtyhunnybunny
Now come on Tony, your toying here ???:
The finer parts of the female anatomy....
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Might get one and wear it to an important client..its an icebreaker at the very least
Old 21 May 2008, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Might get one and wear it to an important client..its an icebreaker at the very least
Maybe give this one a miss

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: I NEED A GIRL WHO CAN HANDLE MY LOAD

and definitely this one!!!

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