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Old 19 May 2008, 11:36 AM
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ummmm NO !!!

Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.

I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "

She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "

She has only been living here for a year !!
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If it's a 240Vac one, you can plug it into a standard 3 pin socket by first inserting something (insulated) into the earth pin hole to release the covers on the two lower holes


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Yeah, try having just the faintest hint of a another womens perfume on you, and then tell me they aren't observant.
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Originally Posted by CrisPDuk
If it's a 240Vac one, you can plug it into a standard 3 pin socket by first inserting something (insulated) into the earth pin hole to release the covers on the two lower holes


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I do that all the time....sticking something insulated into the hole
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Yeah, try having just the faintest hint of a another womens perfume on you, and then tell me they aren't observant.
true, true

or the fact that you left your socks on the floor or were just having a quiet sneaky fart and she always happens to be in the vicinity just at the wrong time !!
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Old 19 May 2008, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Yeah, try having just the faintest hint of a another womens perfume on you, and then tell me they aren't observant.

Superior sense of smell, they have. ie they'll smell a rival bint at 200 paces !

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They also have a second sense when it comes to solitairy pursuits....
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Women observant? Heck yes.

Last posh do you went to, can you remember what you were wearing, what she was wearing, and what every other pretty girl in the place was wearing?

No. She will beat you ten to one. And all you will remember is who had the shortest, lowest-cut dress but can't remember her name.
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
They also have a second sense when it comes to solitairy pursuits....

Well - clean up the tissues afterwards

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My dad had a mustache for 40 years and decided to shave it off one day !

Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol

what does that tell you ?


Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
Old 19 May 2008, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Yeah, try having just the faintest hint of a another womens perfume on you, and then tell me they aren't observant.
LOL, We definately are when we want to be,
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you
Thankfully I have never had a man pull off right in front of me, on the mototrway or anywhere else for that matter.
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
My dad had a mustache for 40 years and decided to shave it off one day !

Us kids (at the time noticed as soon as he walked in) my mum, his wife of 25 years had to have it pointed out 3 days later lol

what does that tell you ?


Driving down the motorway, is it men or women who join off the slip road and pull right in front of you

People prefer not to look at someone with a Mustache ?
Old 19 May 2008, 08:15 PM
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Women, observant? No! If they were the silly bitch in the Merc wouldn't have whacked the wing mirror of my Beemer even though I was stationary, this afternoon If I hadn't pulled over after giving my mother a lift at the time, I'd have chased after the bitch and put her windows through while she was picking her kids up from school. I'm going to be waiting for that bitch tomorrow...
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Women, observant? No! If they were the silly bitch in the Merc wouldn't have whacked the wing mirror of my Beemer even though I was stationary, this afternoon If I hadn't pulled over after giving my mother a lift at the time, I'd have chased after the bitch and put her windows through while she was picking her kids up from school. I'm going to be waiting for that bitch tomorrow...
Serves you right for having a Beemer!
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
People prefer not to look at someone with a Mustache ?
he shaved it off ... so you kinda missed the point there
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Thankfully I have never had a man pull off right in front of me, on the mototrway or anywhere else for that matter.
I didnt say pull off

By chance it happened twice today and both times young female drivers
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With all that and the Christmas lights too, you must be a very accommodating chap Swiss!

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Originally Posted by Leslie
With all that and the Christmas lights too, you must be a very accommodating chap Swiss!

Les
The xmas lights you could see from outer space
obviously the light above the mirror that she looks in every morning must be too small to notice

She even ran upstairs to check, because she didnt believe me
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
ummmm NO !!!

Was having a chat with my girlfriend the other day and she was moaning that she needed to plug in a charger but it only had a two pin plug on it and there was nowhere to plug it in..say like a shaver socket.

I said " well just plug it into our shaver socket that is in the light above the mirror in the ensuite bathroom darling "

She went " we have a light in our bathroom ?????!!!! "

She has only been living here for a year !!
Could have been worse, she might have said:

"We have a bathroom!?!?!"

Ah well, she does make exceedingly good cakes!
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That's a polite way of saying "cracking bewbies"
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
true, true

or the fact that you left your socks on the floor or were just having a quiet sneaky fart and she always happens to be in the vicinity just at the wrong time !!
Sneaky fart, is that when you put your foot up on the coffee table and yell "Thar she BLOOOOWS!" in your best Cap'n Ahab voice
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Could have been worse, she might have said:

"We have a bathroom!?!?!"

Ah well, she does make exceedingly good cakes!
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That's a polite way of saying "cracking bewbies"
I knew what you meant, but she probably thinks you have an unhealthy obession with Mr Kipling now
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Originally Posted by ChunkyDunky
Sneaky fart, is that when you put your foot up on the coffee table and yell "Thar she BLOOOOWS!" in your best Cap'n Ahab voice
Cant get away with that in my house, she is still upset about the whole 'wiping my **** on the living room curtains' episode
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I knew what you meant, but she probably thinks you have an unhealthy obession with Mr Kipling now
I do - That scene in American Pie was my idea


......... besides........

Those cherry bakewells are asking for it....ALL THE TIME!!!!!

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Originally Posted by SwissTony
Cant get away with that in my house, she is still upset about the whole 'wiping my **** on the living room curtains' episode
Just don't try it on the shutter blind.....embarassing trip to Casualty for all concerned!
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
I do - That scene in American Pie was my idea


......... besides........

Those cherry bakewells are asking for it....ALL THE TIME!!!!!

Ns "it is dirty and you want it" 04
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they got it last night
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
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they got it last night
*puts down ham and mayo baps he was gonna eat for a late lunch*



ps ****, my 10,000 post and it was filth!!

Oh well, representative of me I guess!!
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Originally Posted by New_scooby_04
Just don't try it on the shutter blind.....embarassing trip to Casualty for all concerned!
maybe not, but it makes a lovely musical sound rather like






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