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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 02:58 PM
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Sorry, I meant £24.3M

Greedy bitch!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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I love the way the press get stuck into her.

I expect it to be blown on bacardi breezers and kebabs.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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Gold digging boot!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:03 PM
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greedy money grabbing bitch, rather than fleece Sir Paul she should learn to stand on her own 2 feet
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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Suppose she still has to wait for him to stump up the cash aswell
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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Nice little earner ..!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:14 PM
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i doubt 25 million bothers mccartney much though!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:15 PM
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*heads off in the direction of Heather Mills*
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:16 PM
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Sounds like he got off pretty lightly to me.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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Seems her rates have gone up some what since the 80's!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:31 PM
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****ing hell I'd give my left leg for that sort of money!
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:32 PM
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she is quite fit. Just need to convince her to marry me and I am made. A couple of million for a settlement would be a nice little earner.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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I wish i had *****
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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**** doesn't deserve a penny of it.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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It's just been on the Radio that she's had a rant outside court complaining that because she didn't get the £125m she wanted, she now can't afford to fly herself and her daughter around in First class. WTF ????

£24m and you can't afford to fly first class.

She's probably still going to get maintenance every month for their daughter.

Money grabbing sl*g
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:45 PM
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who gives a toss if she can or cannot afford to fly first class. She may be a first class cow, but I've not seen an airline offer that section. So it hardly matters does it
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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*bad joke mode on*

She should quit complaining. £25m is more than enough to get legless

*gets coat*
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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Not a bad return for 4 years 'work'! certainly got more per hour than she did in her previous 'job'

Although, serves Paul right, everone knew she was a gold digger when she snared him. It was his choice not to have a pre-nup!
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I wonder if Sir Paul needs a new wife?
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
I love the way the press get stuck into her.

I expect it to be blown on bacardi breezers and kebabs.
news reports more or less confim that, saying she plans to get legless



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he's happy to pay her off.

Says she will no longer feel like part of the furniture.......
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
who gives a toss if she can or cannot afford to fly first class. She may be a first class cow, but I've not seen an airline offer that section. So it hardly matters does it

She should be able to afford her own plane........and a remington for the other leg.
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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she can walk away for the court room holding her leg up high...... sorry I meant head up high
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 04:33 PM
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After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

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These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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gold digging ***** bag . well she wasnt with him for his looks
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:20 PM
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Gold digging slutmonkey... Hitmen dont cost twenty four million D'oh too late now
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I wonder if Sir Paul needs a new wife?
Why do you like old men with paper mashie ***** and wrinkly helmets?
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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result for Sir Paul british justice gets in right for once
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Old Mar 17, 2008 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
It's just been on the Radio that she's had a rant outside court complaining that because she didn't get the £125m she wanted, she now can't afford to fly herself and her daughter around in First class. WTF ????

She must be hopping mad
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