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Old 17 March 2008, 02:58 PM
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Default Heather Mills awarded £23.4M

Sky News Pictures - Macca vs Macca

Sorry, I meant £24.3M

Greedy bitch!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:02 PM
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I love the way the press get stuck into her.

I expect it to be blown on bacardi breezers and kebabs.
Old 17 March 2008, 03:02 PM
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Gold digging boot!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:03 PM
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greedy money grabbing bitch, rather than fleece Sir Paul she should learn to stand on her own 2 feet
Old 17 March 2008, 03:08 PM
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Suppose she still has to wait for him to stump up the cash aswell
Old 17 March 2008, 03:09 PM
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Nice little earner ..!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:14 PM
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i doubt 25 million bothers mccartney much though!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:15 PM
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*heads off in the direction of Heather Mills*
Old 17 March 2008, 03:16 PM
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Sounds like he got off pretty lightly to me.
Old 17 March 2008, 03:29 PM
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Seems her rates have gone up some what since the 80's!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:31 PM
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****ing hell I'd give my left leg for that sort of money!
Old 17 March 2008, 03:32 PM
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she is quite fit. Just need to convince her to marry me and I am made. A couple of million for a settlement would be a nice little earner.
Old 17 March 2008, 03:42 PM
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I wish i had *****
Old 17 March 2008, 03:42 PM
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**** doesn't deserve a penny of it.
Old 17 March 2008, 03:42 PM
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It's just been on the Radio that she's had a rant outside court complaining that because she didn't get the £125m she wanted, she now can't afford to fly herself and her daughter around in First class. WTF ????

£24m and you can't afford to fly first class.

She's probably still going to get maintenance every month for their daughter.

Money grabbing sl*g
Old 17 March 2008, 03:45 PM
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who gives a toss if she can or cannot afford to fly first class. She may be a first class cow, but I've not seen an airline offer that section. So it hardly matters does it
Old 17 March 2008, 03:47 PM
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*bad joke mode on*

She should quit complaining. £25m is more than enough to get legless

*gets coat*
Old 17 March 2008, 03:47 PM
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Not a bad return for 4 years 'work'! certainly got more per hour than she did in her previous 'job'

Although, serves Paul right, everone knew she was a gold digger when she snared him. It was his choice not to have a pre-nup!
Old 17 March 2008, 04:05 PM
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I wonder if Sir Paul needs a new wife?
Old 17 March 2008, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by HankScorpio
I love the way the press get stuck into her.

I expect it to be blown on bacardi breezers and kebabs.
news reports more or less confim that, saying she plans to get legless



Old 17 March 2008, 04:12 PM
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he's happy to pay her off.

Says she will no longer feel like part of the furniture.......
Old 17 March 2008, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Luminous
who gives a toss if she can or cannot afford to fly first class. She may be a first class cow, but I've not seen an airline offer that section. So it hardly matters does it

She should be able to afford her own plane........and a remington for the other leg.
Old 17 March 2008, 04:22 PM
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she can walk away for the court room holding her leg up high...... sorry I meant head up high
Old 17 March 2008, 04:33 PM
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After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.

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These jokes are funny but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
Old 17 March 2008, 05:10 PM
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gold digging ***** bag . well she wasnt with him for his looks
Old 17 March 2008, 05:20 PM
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Gold digging slutmonkey... Hitmen dont cost twenty four million D'oh too late now
Old 17 March 2008, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoobychick
I wonder if Sir Paul needs a new wife?
Why do you like old men with paper mashie ***** and wrinkly helmets?
Old 17 March 2008, 05:23 PM
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result for Sir Paul british justice gets in right for once
Old 17 March 2008, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by stilover
It's just been on the Radio that she's had a rant outside court complaining that because she didn't get the £125m she wanted, she now can't afford to fly herself and her daughter around in First class. WTF ????

She must be hopping mad


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