Luminous

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I order takeout, yes yes yes, fat boy I know.

After a 45 min wait I get a call from the pizza man saying he cannot find my address. After a chat with him over the phone, with lots of me spelling things for him, he eventually finds me

I hear the car, I see the man. Hold on, thats strange. He is not carrying anything....

"I'm really sorry mate, I left the pizza in the shop"

Luminous

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I'm HUNGRY

wwp8

lol.... wtf..... hahah

J4CKO

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Our local ones know us so well they sometime just turn up based on time/date and what we usually order.

Luminous

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So did mine, however the last driver got sacked. He kept skimming, and overcharging people.

Now they have a much nicer chap, only he is a bit "Tim nice but dim".

HankScorpio

Better that than cold while he was driving around, nothing worse than rubberised lukewarm pizza.

zs_phil

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thats brilliant thats like a boxer forgetting to bring his hands

our old pizza guy delivered our £10 food i gave him a 20 note he started to walk off i said wait i need change he said in a kosovon accent i have no change i go now ,so i said hey i want my change he replied i have none i must go so i got my £20 back off him and raided the asda copper jar and gave him that

Luminous

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Its arrived, cold

He said I could call up and have another one. I'm tempted to do so, but it will take them a while to make and deliver. Heating it up to see if its any better.

He was a nice chap, lets hope he remembers the pizzas he is employed to deliver next time

little-ginge

Phone them and tell them next time the pizza is on the house...

baser999

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Reminds me of a time I was at friends and we heard the moped up the gravel drive but no knock at the door - perhaps he'd gone to the flat upstairs? No, he was nicking the small pot plants from around the front door and stuffing them in the box on the back of his bike. Sadly for him, he didn't realise we'd seen him. He delivered pizza, took our money and left. We gave it ten minutes and rang the shop and spoke to the manager who naturally denied that any of his staff would have done such a thing - clearly we were mistaken. However, during the course of that conversation thieving scumbag arrived back at shop, ran into boss' office and presented him with some flowers he'd 'found', not realising that owners of said flowers were on the phone!! Needless to say they both looked very stupid - scumbag was told to return plants which he did - he did however leave his moped down the road and ran past the front door to save getting caught

Janspeed

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What a DORKUS dude!

Luminous

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nice plan

little-ginge

And tell them to throw in some garlic bread and a bottle of coke as a gesture of goodwill

HankScorpio

And some chewing gum, phlegm and floor sweepings.
You might as well ask for them because that's what you're gonna get...

little-ginge

mmmmm,pleghmy pizza with a few mousedroppings scattered on top...

fatscoobfella1

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My local pizza fella drops me off home with my food when i come back from the pub..

You cant ask for better than that!!

jameswrx

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Got this vision of 2 blokes weaving around on a straining moped.. you on the back with a pizza under each arm, hair fashioned by the ride/wind into a nice boufon

wwp8

i used to do that, and then the customers abused that, by telling all their friends that i will give them lifts home, and called me the "taxi"