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13 March 2008, 04:17 PM

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WTF!?!?!?!: Woman has a toilet for an ****

Woman stuck after two years on toilet - Telegraph

This has got to be a load of bollox

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13 March 2008, 04:29 PM

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I had to double check it wasn't April 1st!!That's crazy!! If it is true, why didnt the boyfriend do something sooner? they must both have psychiatric problems!!

I wonder where he has been going to loo for the past two years..

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13 March 2008, 04:30 PM

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I think we need pics!

.............on the other hand..........

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13 March 2008, 04:34 PM

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I had to double check it wasn't April 1st!!That's crazy!! If it is true, why didnt the boyfriend do something sooner? they must both have psychiatric problems!!

I wonder where he has been going to loo for the past two years..

If you read the story it does clearly state the place has 2 bathrooms.

Oh and Police said when found she looked a little flushed but no more.

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13 March 2008, 04:36 PM

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If you read the story it does clearly state the place has 2 bathrooms.

Oh and Police said when found she looked a little flushed but no more.

Oh poo I missed that ickle sentence as I was distracted by the lovely picture of a toilet chain

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13 March 2008, 04:41 PM

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Do you think she was constipated?

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13 March 2008, 04:41 PM

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I wanted to edit the thread title to say........'Woman has **** for a husband'

I don't, obviously!

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13 March 2008, 04:44 PM

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got to be a bit of toilet humour

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13 March 2008, 04:45 PM

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your sh%tting me????

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13 March 2008, 04:46 PM

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so if she couldn't "lift up" she hasn't wiped in 2 years...........................

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13 March 2008, 04:49 PM

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She won't have needed to..........flushed while sitting on it!

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13 March 2008, 04:50 PM

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so if she couldn't "lift up" she hasn't wiped in 2 years...........................

crusty

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13 March 2008, 04:53 PM

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so if she couldn't "lift up" she hasn't wiped in 2 years...

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crusty

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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13 March 2008, 04:54 PM

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That's 2 years of her life, down the pan

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13 March 2008, 05:08 PM

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13 March 2008, 05:35 PM

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Utter Cr*p trap

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13 March 2008, 06:02 PM

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at this thread

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13 March 2008, 06:04 PM

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Bloody woman must be round the bend.....

Well everyone was doing it... I can't help but go with the herd

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13 March 2008, 06:14 PM

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Quote:

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... I can't help but go with the turd

Edited for accuracy.

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13 March 2008, 07:19 PM

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so even Cilit Bang couldn't shift her

what about the other bloke on the adverts - bet he could have rescued her

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13 March 2008, 07:35 PM

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Bet the hospital won't let her use a bedpan..............

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13 March 2008, 07:37 PM

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WTF! Was expecting a link to the News of the World, but it's being reported by the Telegraph!

Did happen in America, so could be true!

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13 March 2008, 07:40 PM

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"On Feb 27, the boyfriend called police to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend"

No ****!!!???

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13 March 2008, 08:03 PM

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Shes used all her potty time for a liftime - in one ****ting

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13 March 2008, 08:30 PM

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Can you imagine how minging the smell was for the services to even approach.

Jusus H, Even the fire service would be apalled - and they get some really sh!tty smells from time to time.

I know you guys are havin' a right laugh, but this stuff does happen.

Yeuch.

Mental disorder does spring to mind. And if thats the case, I feel sorry for them both (I think it would have to be 2 mental disorders as a couple by the looks).

Authorities should have stepped in long before two years.

Me mates a paramedic and having pryed a dead guy off the floor after 6 weeks (carpet and all) is a job left to others me thinks.

Pretty sad really.