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Old 27 February 2008, 10:53 AM
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That's what a young man said to me yesterday, when I answered my front doorbell, just before he thrust a sellotape-covered square of card in my face.

I got as far as :" I am an immigrant to your nice country and have no job...........", before I closed the door firmly in his face.

Fek me, beggars now.

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Old 27 February 2008, 11:17 AM
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Jeeez door to door begging!!
They would get kidnapped here and used as house slaves lol
Old 27 February 2008, 11:22 AM
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That mus have confused the f*ck out of him .



on hang,its him that was talking
Old 27 February 2008, 11:38 AM
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fekkin beggin ***** . they are the same on the tube lines . kids singin or banging a tin then asking for money . f*ck off back to your own country ffs you are not wanted here !!!!

pisses me right off ...
Old 27 February 2008, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by M444GY
fekkin beggin ***** . they are the same on the tube lines . kids singin or banging a tin then asking for money . f*ck off back to your own country ffs you are not wanted here !!!!

pisses me right off ...
I thought begging was illegal

No means of support, no job, likely illegals then or valid reason to be here so off they should go.

Me, i would have called the police!
Old 27 February 2008, 11:54 AM
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Should have pointed and said:

"Dover, that way!"
Old 27 February 2008, 11:54 AM
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Bloody Scots!

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Old 27 February 2008, 11:59 AM
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A swift kick to the bollox will stop him calling again
Old 27 February 2008, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
That's what a young man said to me yesterday, when I answered my front doorbell, just before he thrust a sellotape-covered square of card in my face.

I got as far as :" I am an immigrant to your nice country and have no job...........", before I closed the door firmly in his face.

Fek me, beggars now.

Alcazar

Answer the door wearing this T-shirt!

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: YES I HAVE PLENTY OF CHANGE - YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF ****

If they can read it, you know they're not genuine!
Old 27 February 2008, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Blood Scots!
Old 27 February 2008, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by M444GY
fekkin beggin ***** . they are the same on the tube lines . kids singin or banging a tin then asking for money . f*ck off back to your own country ffs you are not wanted here !!!!

pisses me right off ...
What he said!
Old 27 February 2008, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Bloody Scots!
Old 27 February 2008, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Bloody Scots!
Oi!
Old 27 February 2008, 08:58 PM
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unzip, lob out.
Old 27 February 2008, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Bloody Scots!

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Old 27 February 2008, 11:08 PM
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Sense of humour failure again from the nation of the most aggressive people on Earth... what a shock
Old 27 February 2008, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Sense of humour failure again from the nation of the most aggressive people on Earth... what a shock
Don't worrk, I'm a Jock and found it funny!
Old 28 February 2008, 08:19 AM
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It's the old dears who answer the door I feel sorry for! Scare them half to death some foreign scrounger thrusting a card like that at them!
Old 28 February 2008, 10:11 AM
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Wouldn't have been any skin off your nose to have given him a couple of quid and wished him luck though would it?

Fellow citizen of the world and all that. Must be pretty soul destroying being in a foreign country, perhaps trying to do the best for a family. Buggered if I could do that.

And I am not saying he should be in UK in the first place but may be you can't blame him for trying.

The callers that annoy me are the kids flogging yellow dusters and t-cloths who show some kind of can't-get-a-job ID and are supplied with products by some iffy character trying to make a fast buck. dl
Old 28 February 2008, 10:23 AM
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Its Johovas that get me, twice in the last few weeks

Hello how are you >

Im fine , how are you >

yes indeed thats the question isnt it >

eh ? Look ive got work to do >

yes thats the problem isnt it people are so busy nowadays but are they happy >

EH? Ill let you know ( **** off and i might have a chance to find out)
Old 28 February 2008, 11:01 AM
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johovas are easy to dismiss,
just tell them they've got 5 mins, then you have to go and give blood.

at least they are polite and well dressed and not looking to cause you harm in any way.
Old 28 February 2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Sense of humour failure again from the nation of the most aggressive people on Earth... what a shock
It would have been funny if anyone from Scotland even understood what "you rid pliz" was meant to mean, let alone actually used the phrase

As it is, its just well, crap
Old 28 February 2008, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Sense of humour failure again from the nation of the most aggressive people on Earth... what a shock
oh, and the facts say otherwise

Plenty of "issues" on this thread, but not from the Scots
Old 28 February 2008, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
Wouldn't have been any skin off your nose to have given him a couple of quid and wished him luck though would it?

Fellow citizen of the world and all that. Must be pretty soul destroying being in a foreign country, perhaps trying to do the best for a family. Buggered if I could do that.

And I am not saying he should be in UK in the first place but may be you can't blame him for trying.

The callers that annoy me are the kids flogging yellow dusters and t-cloths who show some kind of can't-get-a-job ID and are supplied with products by some iffy character trying to make a fast buck. dl
what an excellent idea. He certainly wouldn't go and tell his mates straight away !
Old 28 February 2008, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
Bloody Scots!
your not playing nice, naughty naughty
Old 28 February 2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Its Johovas that get me, twice in the last few weeks

Hello how are you >

Im fine , how are you >

yes indeed thats the question isnt it >

eh ? Look ive got work to do >

yes thats the problem isnt it people are so busy nowadays but are they happy >

EH? Ill let you know ( **** off and i might have a chance to find out)
You really only have to be good mannered enough to tell them that you are too busy to talk and they will always leave.

Les
Old 28 February 2008, 12:37 PM
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Should have given him a packet of Lockettes and told him to F*** off

Old 28 February 2008, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
You really only have to be good mannered enough to tell them that you are too busy to talk and they will always leave.

Les
Im always good mannered Les - even to these heathens
Old 28 February 2008, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Im always good mannered Les - even to these heathens

Thank you very much indeed for calling. You are most welcome. Now please **** off.......


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