The only way a couple got to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with an ice lolly, and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board.'

After a few moments he announced,

'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'



'Billy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an ice lolly!'

 

My new girlfriend has got a tattoo of a sea shell on the top of her inner thigh.

Its amazing, if you put your ear to it you can actually smell the sea!

 

both are good ones

 

 

x 2

Les