Poor Friday Joke
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A polar bear went into a bar and said, "Can I have a gin and . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic, please?"
The bartender put it on the bar and said, "Sure, but what's with the
large pause?"
he polar bear answered, "Dunno. I've always had 'em, though."
<Insert clash of symbols & Canned Laughter here>
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic, please?"
The bartender put it on the bar and said, "Sure, but what's with the
large pause?"
he polar bear answered, "Dunno. I've always had 'em, though."
<Insert clash of symbols & Canned Laughter here>
#3
And while the polar bear was in the pub, a voice said "You've got nice fur"
Confused as there is noone at the bar but the bear, he calls over the barman and asks him where the voice came from.
"That's the peanuts" said tha barman, pointing to a bowl of peanuts on the bar, "they're complimentary"
Confused as there is noone at the bar but the bear, he calls over the barman and asks him where the voice came from.
"That's the peanuts" said tha barman, pointing to a bowl of peanuts on the bar, "they're complimentary"
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Was that the one where the cigarette machine started calling the polar bear all sorts of names, and telling him to step outside?
Hopefully the barman explained that, while the peanuts were complimentary, the cigarette machine was out of order...
Hopefully the barman explained that, while the peanuts were complimentary, the cigarette machine was out of order...
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A guy walks into a bar with a horses head under his arm and puts it on the bar.....
"you can leave that lying there" said the barman
the guy replies "thats not a lion you **** thats a horses head"....
TAXI!!!!!
"you can leave that lying there" said the barman
the guy replies "thats not a lion you **** thats a horses head"....
TAXI!!!!!
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Bloke walks into a bar with a set of jump leads. The barman says "Now don't be starting anything!"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't server food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "We don't server food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Guy walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm - goes to the bar and says to the barman 'pint of beer please... and one for the road'
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