DCI Gene Hunt

At 3 AM... the bedroom door OPENS, the first I'm aware of this is the mechanical movement sound from the handle being pushed down... followed by it being released!!

Then just as I roll over towards the door it feckin SWINGS OPEN!! ... that's right, something has just opened my FECKIN DOOR!!

For a few seconds, I lay there thinking I've been broken into and some ******* about to leap into the room and 'cagefight' me for my Scooby keys... when I note that the alarm is still on, and hasn't activated any of its intruder features...

So at this point I get up, disarm the alarm upstairs... walk downstairs and disarm that.. check the main panel, which says NO INTRUSION... while I'm downstairs the same bedroom door slams shut with enough force to shake the walls in the house....

I'm proper fecked aren't I... it probably won't be Blackbeards Ghost from that Disney flick of the same name... its going to be some proper demonic ****** straight from the depths of hell...

Odds on

Just tell people you've had automatic door openers fitted. It'll make you look dead posh.

SJ_Skyline

Don't be a woofta Hunt, you were probably sleeping off your new years excesses and imagined the whole thing!

The Zohan

Chap i worked with had a poltergeist(sp). I was a non believer until we had an encounter - long story!

His house was built on an old plague pit/burial site. Had the house blessed and that sorted it.


Are you sure it was not the stilton and camonbere(sp) sarnies you had before you retired for the evening?

Perhaps you could call the team at Least Haunted to come around. I am pretty sure Yvette and derek could scare the bloody thing off, what with her looks and his acting!

DCI Gene Hunt

Nope... didn't imagine it, it was FULL ON "Most Haunted" stylee... I've also recently experienced...

Car keys being moved
Coats being unhooked from their wall hooks and dropped on the floor
Flickering lights
Strange smells of nutmeg
Cold blasts of icey air
Shaddows moving from the corner of my eye

I'm soooooo feckin fecked... Bet if I dug a pond there'd be coffins popping up all over the show

jpor

iTrader: (1)

One for Yvette Fielding and the 'Most Haunted' Team i feel.

DCI Gene Hunt

Hey I would

"Hello viewers you're just about to see....... Hunster take Yvette down the dark and creepy wine cellar"

Leslie

They are all catching up with you Gene baby, sorry for you!

Les

Sonic'

DCI you are drinking too much

I did have exactly the same thing as you in your first post, only it was Donna coming back from the toilet

DCI Gene Hunt

I'm sooo doomed ... unless they're sexy female ghosts

DCI Gene Hunt

I have to agree about the drink, I hit 1ltr of spirits a day over the holidays..

But it's all going down at Hunt Halls... and in the immediate future I ain't:

walking into no light
looking under no bed
going camping in the woods at the back of my house
going down the cellar
digging no swimming pool
recording no white noise
picking up no hitch hiker
visiting no pet cemetery

kingofturds

iTrader: (1)

Sonic'

Have you found a bundle of sticks or small pile of stones outside your bedroom door that wasn't there when you went to bed ?

I wonder if J4cko's crap ghost has moved to the Hunt residence

Sonic'

Also don't go looking in the mirror either




Might be worth getting a house maid that is 4 foot tall, quite plump, wears glasses and talks in a squeaky high pitched voice

The Chief

My mate is in the Living Tv's Most Haunted, i could always send him around

Tam the bam

If you need to flatten 'em Ghosts you can borrow my Spirit level!

The Zohan

Even if they havent had any **** for a few hundred years then they would still have to be pretty desperate

oldsplice

Sounds reeeeeaaaaallllly creepy! How can you sleep there?? Have you got a dog? How does it react?.....or borrow one!

davegtt

Karma old chap, karma

oldsplice

Actually, if you think about it, there are perfectly logical explanations for each of these incidents.

1. It's your age, you can't remember where you left them, and then find them in the fridge.
2. You can't be arsed to hang them up properly in the first place.
3. You haven't bothered to re-set the video after a power cut.
4. The leftover smell of mulled wine from Christmas.
5. You've left the back door open (see no.1).
6. It's your fringe getting in your eyes.

boxst

I would like to see something like this, or even a ghost itself. It would be good to think that there is more to life than being here for 80 years and then an eternity of nothingness.

Having just re-read that: Happy New Year!

Steve

DCI Gene Hunt

Well when the ghostly demon from the dark abyss is staring me in the eyes, ready to drain my soul like a bowl of Tescos finest pea & ham soup.... I'll be sure to spare the thought.. "Well... Steve would have loved this..!"

Happy New Year

Lee247

Off your face every day, no wonder you are seeing ghosts. Are you sure you did not see any little pink elephants too

Dannybwoy

Would love to see a ghost.

Maybe not in my house, but would love to be in a hotel or round a freinds house and something proper freaky happen.

DCI Gene Hunt

Nope the little pixies made sure the pink elephants kept their distance

Lee247

That was me and Sally, after the fancy dress party

Lee247

Can you not remember

oldsplice

This is probably more like the one DCI saw!

http://www.reallyuseful.com/rug/img/...ton162x245.jpg

boxst

Oh yes ...



Steve

oldsplice

Oh no!

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/ic...C328EC0000.jpg