The End of the World Cult.....
13 December 2007, 11:50 AM
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The End of the World Cult.....
Did anyone see this on TV last night???
Blimey, what a bunch of freaks......
They believed the world was going to end earlier this year... which, much to my suprise, it didn't
Then the leader was apparently told by God that he had to "do it" with his son's wife!!!
You couldn't have made this up!!!!
They have since put forward the date for "World's End" to tomorrow, i think!!!
- you've all been warned!!! lol
Blimey, what a bunch of freaks......
They believed the world was going to end earlier this year... which, much to my suprise, it didn't
Then the leader was apparently told by God that he had to "do it" with his son's wife!!!
You couldn't have made this up!!!!
They have since put forward the date for "World's End" to tomorrow, i think!!!
- you've all been warned!!! lol
13 December 2007, 12:46 PM
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hahaha nice one Jack.
i was thinking of creating a UK version...
i've even worked out my own hand sign... (i was bored)
i would be a bit more clever and....
a) defer the end of the world for a couple of years at least
(in time to take a bit more money from people)
b) do a bunk on the eve of armagedden with all the proceeds...
c) not invite people under 18 (there would be no blokes there, mind)
d) not do any tv interviews!!! lol
...i think i might have to move to the US for this to work properly though
i was thinking of creating a UK version...
i've even worked out my own hand sign... (i was bored)
i would be a bit more clever and....
a) defer the end of the world for a couple of years at least
(in time to take a bit more money from people)
b) do a bunk on the eve of armagedden with all the proceeds...
c) not invite people under 18 (there would be no blokes there, mind)
d) not do any tv interviews!!! lol
...i think i might have to move to the US for this to work properly though
13 December 2007, 12:50 PM
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All cults appear to have some sort of sex pest leader. They use the "I am the Messiah" smoke screen to get as many women as possible imo.
Discusting bastids!
I have sky+'d it so will be watching soon.
Nick
Discusting bastids!
I have sky+'d it so will be watching soon.
Nick
13 December 2007, 01:27 PM
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I know you shouldn't judge, but every one of them looked nuts!
These things alwasy seem to involve signing over all you possesions (no doubt part of cleansing you soul). Does no-one get suspicious?
very rough quote;
"God made Father consumate with my wife (several times). Father was so destraught, but managed it anyway. It was him who got me through this"
The son said one thing, but his face and body language said something entirely different IMO.
How do these thing start? Did he genuinly think God told him he was the Messiah? Or did he start telling people (as you do), and start believing it himself?
Maybe he thought it was a good way for a really ugly bloke to get free sex and loads of money. Must be laughing all the way to the bed full of'virgins'.
I recorded the end, so I don't know if the world ended yet.
These things alwasy seem to involve signing over all you possesions (no doubt part of cleansing you soul). Does no-one get suspicious?
very rough quote;
"God made Father consumate with my wife (several times). Father was so destraught, but managed it anyway. It was him who got me through this"
The son said one thing, but his face and body language said something entirely different IMO.
How do these thing start? Did he genuinly think God told him he was the Messiah? Or did he start telling people (as you do), and start believing it himself?
Maybe he thought it was a good way for a really ugly bloke to get free sex and loads of money. Must be laughing all the way to the bed full of'virgins'.
I recorded the end, so I don't know if the world ended yet.
13 December 2007, 01:30 PM
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havn't jahovas witnesses been claiming the worlds gonna end for years?
and laot of cult at the the end of the milenium, well i think they got that wrong pmsl
and laot of cult at the the end of the milenium, well i think they got that wrong pmsl
13 December 2007, 01:50 PM
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Oh there are plenty of Christian groups that are convinced that the "rapture" is just around the next corner. 12/12/2012 is another pet date for the end of the earth. I suspect the earth will still be here long after humans have driven themselves to extinction.
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there weren't even any good "lookers" in the cult.
they all looked like interbred trailer dwelling offspring to me.
and could not believe parents leaving their kids there, while they went back to civilisation.
suprised some Posse hasn't tried to turn the place over !!!!
the bloke gave me the creeps let alone how young girls must feel.
there were 2 blokes there whose wives he had slept with (becuase he was told from above) and the wives follow him everywhere!!!
worth watching if you recorded it.
they all looked like interbred trailer dwelling offspring to me.
and could not believe parents leaving their kids there, while they went back to civilisation.
suprised some Posse hasn't tried to turn the place over !!!!
the bloke gave me the creeps let alone how young girls must feel.
there were 2 blokes there whose wives he had slept with (becuase he was told from above) and the wives follow him everywhere!!!
worth watching if you recorded it.
13 December 2007, 03:47 PM
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yeah...lol.
it WILL be the end of the world if the site dont come back up again!!!!
it WILL be the end of the world if the site dont come back up again!!!!
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there weren't even any good "lookers" in the cult.
they all looked like interbred trailer dwelling offspring to me.
and could not believe parents leaving their kids there, while they went back to civilisation.
suprised some Posse hasn't tried to turn the place over !!!!
the bloke gave me the creeps let alone how young girls must feel.
there were 2 blokes there whose wives he had slept with (becuase he was told from above) and the wives follow him everywhere!!!
worth watching if you recorded it.
they all looked like interbred trailer dwelling offspring to me.
and could not believe parents leaving their kids there, while they went back to civilisation.
suprised some Posse hasn't tried to turn the place over !!!!
the bloke gave me the creeps let alone how young girls must feel.
there were 2 blokes there whose wives he had slept with (becuase he was told from above) and the wives follow him everywhere!!!
worth watching if you recorded it.
It could have been worse, they could've lived on Canvey !!!
13 December 2007, 04:28 PM
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My American cousin insisted that the world was going to end at the millenium.
When he didn't he explained by saying "Well, we don't really know exactly what year it is."
When he didn't he explained by saying "Well, we don't really know exactly what year it is."
14 December 2007, 12:30 PM
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why on earth would the end of the world come as a conveniently rounded date?
or midnight in one particular time zone for instance?
These people just don't think do they?!
Wanted the end last night, and apparently global distruction has been put of unti....TOMORROW!
I'm gutted, it's my daughter's birthday so we've bought loads of food!
or midnight in one particular time zone for instance?
These people just don't think do they?!
Wanted the end last night, and apparently global distruction has been put of unti....TOMORROW!
I'm gutted, it's my daughter's birthday so we've bought loads of food!
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