Got this in an email today

apologies in advance


Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?



Next time, just follow these simple instructions:

And get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.



1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop, and open it.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath...

6 Then open this web address...



http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

 

it could work two ways

A) youll find you have just had the shortest holiday in the history of mankind with being deported out of which ever country you were supposed to be going

or

B)your about to take a very long holiday in the country your supposed to be going, but the food wont be too good where youll be staying

 

Steve, thats older than you!

 

Or C) you have no internet connection and just get page not displayed. Perhaps the better option.

 

d) you get jumped by some big bury men on the plane who restrain you in the only way they know possible.

 

e) a bunch of morons will take your joke too seriously and miss the point completely

 

I just don' think I would dare.

 

When it get's to zero,calmy turn to him and say 'bang'.



Would love to shout it for better effect but that would definately cause a stir methinks

 

haha, this man speaks the truth!

 

I still think its funny though!

Les

 

f) You'll find out just how big that lady at the immigration desk's hands are!

 

Im on a flight soon i am gonna try it for a laugh!!!!!!!!!

 

Or perhaps one day some poor guy will be sat next to a real terrorist who opens a laptop with a similar timer and say "I've seen that on scoobyn-BOOM.....