Chip Sengravy

I happened upon this tripe last night, on the Virgin freeview channel.

SYNOPSYS:
Some Cockney bloke / geezer, that was in a film called football factory, goes and meets the head boys from the most notorious football firms around the world.

SCREENPLAY:

So, the geezer goes and meets some hardnuts from Spartack moscow. He says things like "lets go and mix it up" , "ave it large", etc, repeat until potted / slashed / stabbed.

Then, he goes and meets CSK moscow, thier biggest rivals. He says things like "lets go and mix it up" , "ave it large", etc, repeat until potted / slashed / stabbed.

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz


Then, it's off to watch a game of footy, with his great new mates from Spartack moscow. He's **** of the town as he walking with them to the stadium, swaggering and lording it like Mr Big.

Then, on the terraces, it transpires to the Spartack mob, that Mr Big, only a few days earlier, had a cosy tet-a-tet with CSK. Spartack are non too impressed by this news, so Mr Cockney actor / big hard man, makes like a shepherd and gets the flock out of there in the film crews minibus.




What is it with these arseholes? Why doesn't the FA invite them all to a big 'mix-up' then dish out chains/knives/medievel weapons, and let them get on with it until they are all dead.

Only then, can we get back to the good old days of the goalie smoking a tab in quiet moments, and being able to take your gran to the match for a day out.

Gutmann pug

Danny Dyer is cool

Abdabz

Danny Dyer was kind of cool in an "I cant act but it doesnt matter" way, UNTIL he did the affore mentioned show...

Even 'Gumbo' in the film ID was harder than him

Chip Sencurry

*Cough* Synopsis son



Sencurry

Chip Sengravy

Cheers

STi wanna Subaru

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Dyer is a *****.

davegtt

This threads making me laugh

I dont like Danny Dyer, typical little prat that got picked on at school and trying to be hard in all his films, yet cant act and still manages to get the **** kicked out of him in all the films he does

Robert Rosario

True, and that was even before he nicked the pickled onions!

The Firm is by far the best film of this "genre" though.

If you think this International Football Factories is bad though, watch "Green Street".

thesyn

Don't take it too seriously, just a jobbing actor making a living.