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Old 29 November 2007, 11:22 AM
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Police to have Polish lessons - Telegraph

Now..............how do you say, "F*ck off back to Poland," in Polish?

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Old 29 November 2007, 11:24 AM
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Spjear (sp?) Dali pleców do Polska

Think thats right

Ive been having lessons too Did you know its something like the 3rd hardest language to learn

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Old 29 November 2007, 11:45 AM
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spierdalaj w tył wobec Polska (i used this translator Free Online English to Polish Translators)
Old 29 November 2007, 11:46 AM
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Is this so they ensure they get their coffee and donut orders correct?
Old 29 November 2007, 11:51 AM
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Just do what i do, find an attractive polish bird, and nail her every friday!!!

Then brag about it infront of other polish people!!!!

Then have a fight!!
Old 29 November 2007, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by myblackwrx
spierdalaj w tył wobec Polska (i used this translator Free Online English to Polish Translators)
Ahh well in fairness Ive only been learning the linguistic side of things, hardly written any of the phrases Ive learnt down. Should know **** off by now though, use it all the time lol. Especially in txt's.

Kuva is my new favorite word though when things go pearshaped
Old 29 November 2007, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
Just do what i do, find an attractive polish bird, and nail her every friday!!!

Then brag about it infront of other polish people!!!!

Then have a fight!!
Must get a bit expensive though after a few weeks yeah?
Old 29 November 2007, 12:01 PM
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Im sticking with the same bird now, so all it costs me is a bottle of wine and a dvd!!!!!

And the respect of some of my peers, but hey-ho, life goes on!!
Old 29 November 2007, 12:13 PM
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Has to be cheaper than "maintaining" British birds.
Old 29 November 2007, 12:20 PM
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They do work hard in general though.

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..well until they can get on the social anyway
Old 29 November 2007, 12:33 PM
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There was an extremely gorgeous polish lass at Madame Tusauds (sp?) when i wae there bro. Good grief her bottom was immensely delightful, perfectly formed and beautiful bros i swear, and i am ashamed tae admit bros thae i did have a slight erection bros.

Thae only thing that let her down was she had a conk like pinnocchio bros

Ameen tae thae n peace oot bros
Old 29 November 2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt
Thae only thing that let her down was she had a conk like pinnocchio bros
I want to know who's behind this
Old 29 November 2007, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt
and i am ashamed tae admit bros thae i did have a slight erection bros.
....but proud tae admit that i maintained it fae the duration of the tour.


Ameen tae thae n peace oot bros

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Old 29 November 2007, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Cupid Stunt
There was an extremely gorgeous polish lass at Madame Tusauds (sp?) when i wae there bro. Good grief her bottom was immensely delightful, perfectly formed and beautiful bros i swear, and i am ashamed tae admit bros thae i did have a slight erection bros.

Thae only thing that let her down was she had a conk like pinnocchio bros

Ameen tae thae n peace oot bros
What's the Polish for "F*ck off Moses," ?

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Old 29 November 2007, 02:16 PM
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spierdalaj (got spelling right this time) Moses
Old 29 November 2007, 02:24 PM
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That's not moses...I can understand him ...it's our friend, the Moses mocking Sanjita Patel.

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Old 29 November 2007, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GC8WRX
Just do what i do, find an attractive polish bird, and nail her every friday!!!

Then brag about it infront of other polish people!!!!

Then have a fight!!
Be very, very careful though, dating Polish women can be addictive.

So much so, I ended up marrying mine and having 2 children

Steve
Old 29 November 2007, 03:15 PM
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It's a woeful sign of the times. I saw children in Slough learning xmas carols in Polish on the news on Tuesday and it made me so angry...
They'll be forcing kids to do GCSE polish next rather than forcing the polish to learn English...
I was in a police interview room a few months ago and there was a sign on the wall with "Please point at the language you understand" written in 27 languages This was in St Helens. I am noticing more and more rubbish FSO type cars with polish plates near ASDA...grrrr
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
It's a woeful sign of the times. I saw children in Slough learning xmas carols in Polish on the news on Tuesday and it made me so angry...
They'll be forcing kids to do GCSE polish next rather than forcing the polish to learn English...
I was in a police interview room a few months ago and there was a sign on the wall with "Please point at the language you understand" written in 27 languages This was in St Helens. I am noticing more and more rubbish FSO type cars with polish plates near ASDA...grrrr
WTF!!!!

Whats wrong with learning another language, I think you'll find the majority of Polish who are in England already speak English.

As for a sign with different languages on, god forbid if you ever went to Spain on holiday and the whole menu was written in Spanish....

How can any of that make you angry, theres nothing wrong with different nationalities mixing etc.
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Originally Posted by davegtt
WTF!!!!

Whats wrong with learning another language, I think you'll find the majority of Polish who are in England already speak English.

As for a sign with different languages on, god forbid if you ever went to Spain on holiday and the whole menu was written in Spanish....

How can any of that make you angry, theres nothing wrong with different nationalities mixing etc.
You have to agree to the crappy FSO comment though surely

IMO they don't push learning foreign languages enough (would have loved to learn Japanese instead of French/German).
Old 29 November 2007, 06:38 PM
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I bet you're **** at French and German though anyway.
Old 29 November 2007, 06:45 PM
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There was a similar thread on here a while back, some half wit wrote a 3000 word thread on how to do an astra VXR, with 6 grand wax.

shouldn't they be out catching criminals?
Old 29 November 2007, 07:09 PM
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In order for the country to function properly, it's people need to be able to COMMUNICATE!!!!! surely it's easier for the 27 eu states citizens that come here to learn English rather than vice versa
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
In order for the country to function properly, it's people need to be able to COMMUNICATE!!!!! surely it's easier for the 27 eu states citizens that come here to learn English rather than vice versa
They speak funny anyways in lincolnshire so Polish would be an improvement
Old 29 November 2007, 07:21 PM
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Yeah, and they also have sexual intercourse with thier next of kin. It's no wonder the police are upping their game !
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
Yeah, and they also have sexual intercourse with thier next of kin. It's no wonder the police are upping their game !
I didn't know Poles did that?

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Old 29 November 2007, 07:54 PM
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They didn't until they moved out to the east coast.

When in Rome, and all that...
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That's aweome bros i swear, they are gorgeous! nice one.

Originally Posted by boxst
Be very, very careful though, dating Polish women can be addictive.

So much so, I ended up marrying mine and having 2 children

Steve



Cheers bros i appreciate that. The same person infracted me twice. I mean nae harm bros.

Originally Posted by Shark Man
That's not moses...I can understand him ...it's our friend, the Moses mocking Sanjita Patel.

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Ameen tae thae n peace oot bros

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The Dna pool could do with watering down in some places of Lincolnshire


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