Man jailed for simulating sex with a bike
15 November 2007, 04:34 PM
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Man jailed for simulating sex with a bike
BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation
LMAO... quite funny really.
DOH... EDIT to say I realise hes not been jailed, got carried away with laughter
LMAO... quite funny really.
DOH... EDIT to say I realise hes not been jailed, got carried away with laughter
15 November 2007, 04:46 PM
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if he is in his own bedroom with the door locked and is ******* his own bike i really dont see what the problem is! some people think they own the world! its a joke! i bet loads of people do all sorts of ****ed up things in the privacy of there own room/home!
and no im not a sexpest or do such things before you all start posting the obvious jokes! its ment to be a free country!
and no im not a sexpest or do such things before you all start posting the obvious jokes! its ment to be a free country!
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15 November 2007, 06:14 PM
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Although ******** a bike is clearly an odd thing to do, this guy was in his own room when two cleaners opened his door with a master key.
What would have happened if he'd just been cracking one out?
At what point between these 2 cases does it become illegal?
Anyway, I'm off to Halfords for a quick perv!
What would have happened if he'd just been cracking one out?
At what point between these 2 cases does it become illegal?
Anyway, I'm off to Halfords for a quick perv!
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16 November 2007, 06:46 PM
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16 November 2007, 07:07 PM
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Placed on the sex offenders register? For what? Is he a danger to the public? Maybe he should keep away from bike sheds but the fool was wanking (with a bicycle -that he owned-) in his own f*cking room! What sort of f*cked up society do we now live in where a sad man can be labelled a real-life risk to people, because someone intruded on his privacy as he shook one out with his pushbike?
This beggars belief, doesnt it?
This beggars belief, doesnt it?
16 November 2007, 07:18 PM
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Apparently the charge was a sexual breach of the peace and in Scotland which carries a 'name added to sex offender' charge
Still ridiculous all the same
Still ridiculous all the same
