Ive just bought a race horse
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Ive just bought a race horse
Just bought a race horse called “My Face” It may not be any good but I cant wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming “Come On My Face”
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Nope DCI
A convict breaks into a house & ties up the husband & his wife
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs into the bathroom
The husband whispers to his wife “Satisfy him or he’ll kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, Its ok, be strong, just remember I love you”
The wife replies “H didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he’s gay, horny and looking for Vaseline, I told him its in the bathroom, lets see who’s F**king strong now!”
A convict breaks into a house & ties up the husband & his wife
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs into the bathroom
The husband whispers to his wife “Satisfy him or he’ll kill us, I saw the way he kissed you, Its ok, be strong, just remember I love you”
The wife replies “H didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he’s gay, horny and looking for Vaseline, I told him its in the bathroom, lets see who’s F**king strong now!”
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SIAL ten times over, I told you that yesterday, would have thought you would have listened to me before posting and looking stupid yet again
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Ah well. I hadnt seen it before and dont think Ive seen it on SN before making it UNSIAL
How many beverages did you get to taste then? 200 minus?
How many beverages did you get to taste then? 200 minus?
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Dave I managed to clear about another 3 different varieties off. Quite a poor showing in the end - However, the lady was happier as I wasnt slobbering over my feet every night.
I'll be back out there at least once more before now and the new year, NYE on grand place on their ice rink I think!
Dave I managed to clear about another 3 different varieties off. Quite a poor showing in the end - However, the lady was happier as I wasnt slobbering over my feet every night.
I'll be back out there at least once more before now and the new year, NYE on grand place on their ice rink I think!
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