Kicked in the nuts V's Giving birth
05 October 2007, 11:20 AM
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Kicked in the nuts V's Giving birth
Whilst I do sympathise with women having to give birth I do have limits.... my wife recently gave birth at home (we are living in Holland) and whilst she did moan a little bit it was not as loud as I thought it would be..... hence the debate..... for years I have been rattling on about how being kicked in the nuts will be far more excruciating than giving birth and this just strengthened my point! 
Women.... toughen up!
Women.... toughen up!
05 October 2007, 11:31 AM
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LOL
a kick in the nuts is nothing compared with getting your tadger caught in your zip
when you realise you are at the point of no return and its either
1."back up"
2."carry on and snip the tip off"
ouch
a kick in the nuts is nothing compared with getting your tadger caught in your zip
when you realise you are at the point of no return and its either
1."back up"
2."carry on and snip the tip off"
ouch
05 October 2007, 11:50 AM
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The thought of what you have described has made me feel ill, cheers lol.
05 October 2007, 11:54 AM
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05 October 2007, 12:01 PM
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You can feel sick for hours afterwards, and the chances of getting lucky with a woman or yourself is a distant memory for the rest of that night at least.
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05 October 2007, 12:02 PM
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I do not think you ever truely recover from being toed in the nuts..... it also leaves mental scaring... just watch a game of footy in the pub and when someone gets blasted in the nuts watch how many people grab hold of their own stones...... the pain is second to none!
I think its always been a case of back up...lol
05 October 2007, 12:07 PM
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A direct hit kick in the nuts can be excruciating. Its not just on/off pain, it can last for a good 15-20mins afterwards.
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
05 October 2007, 12:10 PM
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women get amnesia and stupid hormones from giving birth though to forget the pain and continue to perpetrate the human race as well as not leave their kid in a fit of sod this for a lark pique lol
05 October 2007, 12:12 PM
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Giving birth, as MK5 says, is more a much more long lasting pain. Labour itself is not without pain and then you have to push the "melon" out. Then there's the days of bleeding afterwards, having to sit funny, leaky ***** etc... Do I need to go on?
05 October 2007, 12:13 PM
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Yeah it hurts that much... Lets see, a man would never agree to being kicked in the nuts no matter what hes getting out of it, would he? 
Yet women, have had this pain before and quite happily engage in sexual activities trying to have a baby....
Argument over
Yet women, have had this pain before and quite happily engage in sexual activities trying to have a baby.... Argument over
05 October 2007, 12:39 PM
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Gas and Air *helps* a little bit, but you have to go through ALOT of pain before you even get to the hospital where it's available!
05 October 2007, 12:47 PM
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did we forget to mention the 9 months of actually being pregnant...? 3 months of throwing up everywhere... then all the aches and pins because you're the size of a whale... not to mention the hormones...?
05 October 2007, 01:17 PM
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A direct hit kick in the nuts can be excruciating. Its not just on/off pain, it can last for a good 15-20mins afterwards.
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
05 October 2007, 01:40 PM
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A direct hit kick in the nuts can be excruciating. Its not just on/off pain, it can last for a good 15-20mins afterwards.
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
Tearing your banjo is also painful, and the amount of blood heightens this pain.
However giving birth in relation to a man, is like trying to squeeze a melon out of your ****.
Sod that, i would rather catch my ***** in a zip, rip my banjo cord and receive a good kick in the nuts all at the same time rather than giving birth
But I can remember at school a needling match clearly went wrong when the ****** kicked me in the ***** one lunchtime.
I was walking back to school eating my chips too and the ***** struck - down I went sick, chips everywhere.
He wanted to fight, I didn't and just continued on trying to survive, on full view like a broken toilet.
But later on in woodwork some 2 hours later I remember feeling better and seeked my revenge.
I grabbed a handfull of sawdust, walked beside the bollox and chucked it right in his eyes.
This was great, he then turned facing me, immediately bent over a bit rubbing his eyes frantically.
I lined him up and WACK - hit him the biggest boot in the ***** he'll have ever had.
I then stood on and watched him squirm on the floor nursing his man bag.
Revenge was delivered.
I still remember that as clear as day that feeling nearly 23 years ago.
Shaun
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05 October 2007, 02:10 PM
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Think probably the most painful thing I've seen was the misses giving birth - basically, her ****** wasnt big enough for the little chap to get out so the midwife widened it a bit with a pair of scissors...