pimmo2000

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Its always interesting to hear about the idiots that live around us !

I was out on Saturday in Liverpool, walking behind a bloke and his misses.

She drops her **** and being the kind and considerate person I am, I pick them up and tap her on the back.

She turns round and with a big smile thanks me for my honesty !

Happy in the knowledge I'm a good person and have helped her to kill herself off I trot..

Little to my drunk knowledge happy girls boyfriend isn't too pleased about me tapping her and has kicked off on me in a fit of rage...

Now I completely ignored this and walked passed him leaving my friend who did notice to face up to him.. my friend is a big bloke.. when I say big I mean fat.. but still big.. 10 minutes later the lads no where to be seen and the night continues....

I have no point to this story but feel free to share your own.

[Davey]

I'm normally the angry person lol!

I went Skitso recently when a woman was using the space next to her car to un-load her shopping in a FULL carpark, when I politely asked her to move she said NO in a loud rude voice.. She later regretted that

pimmo2000

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[Davey]

Oh yeah... And on my flight back to the UK on sunday I went to get into my seat on the plane and some guy was sat in it, he was there with his wife and kid.. He told me I should find a "Spare" seat because he wants the space for his baby (who didnt have a ticket because babies can sit on laps)... Needless to say I told the cheeky c**t what I thought of him and we had a great flight back! He was also rude to the staff on the plane to every 5 minutes.. People like that should just be told to leave.... at 60,000 feet......

lpski1

did she get a sore throat?

Superintendent Gene Hunt

I was out on Saturday in Liverpool with the missus... we had just had a great night out and were walking on to a club... we were having a great night until some drunken ****** grabbed her shoulder, blurted some bollox about ****.. then proceeded to hand her an empty packet of **** that he'd picked up off the floor... he said something about her **** then wobbled off down the road!!

The missus was quite upset about this... then all of a sudden some fat **** walks up and gets in my face!! By now I'm mad as ****.. and take the fat twonk out with a swift punch to the nose.. whereby he falls over and is sparko on the pavement..... the other drunkard is nowhere to be seen

We decide that these ***** have ruined our night so go home instead

[Davey]

More like sore ears and some additions to her vocabularly

Tam the bam

speedking

Surely that would depend on what you tapped her with

dpb

DCI earns his stripes again

Superintendent Gene Hunt

Infracted for..... a J-O-K-E

Tam the bam

Now that is an excellent example of Infraction misuse

pimmo2000

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I disagree, shame I cant infract him now !

Superintendent Gene Hunt

Yes you can... infract this one instead only spaccers infract

Karl 227

Unbelievable

STi wanna Subaru

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Infracted for trolling Some rite ritards om ere

dpb

If there is no point in Pimmos post,as he elucidated,then it stands to reason theres no point in complaining about the replies - as far as i can see webby ..!

Gutmann pug

Subaru owners normally freely admit to taking up two spaces when they go to the supermarket......

Untitled

Jamo

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just seen a family in a scenic in morrisons car park, because a bloke didnt just move out of their way in his car when he was already there, the two young lads in the back started hurling abuse out of the back windows at this bloke, until he got out of the car, lol he was huge! these two 16 year old lads papped it locked their doors and wound the windows up, their parents faces were a picture, they were encouraging the lads before... laughed my **** off, said to the lads in the shop you papped it

PaulC72

Jamo, this thread is from 2007.........nice to see Tams still here

Jamo

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I know couldnt be assed to start a new thread.

PaulC72

hehe but searching for the old one much have taken longer.

Glad you did though.

kingofturds

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Why does your subaru look like a rectangle with gold wheels

Jamo

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its my Bus

Jamo

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I know.

Turbohot

About a copule of years ago, we were parked at Broughton car park, when the car owner next to us thought that I had hit his car with my car door in the process of getting into mine. As a matter of fact, I didn't. He threw his arms up in the air, and went on one. I tried convincing with no evidence of any marking or denting on his car, but he wouldn't have any of that, and carried on acting like a twohat. Anyway, I eventually told him to take my number and report me to whoever he liked. I never heard from him. I think his misus deproved him of his dinner prior to sending him shopping, hence the displaced anger.

Another anger story is when a senior citizen woman in one of the diversity meetings threw a strop over a transgender person referring older people as "the" elderly. God, she looked so nasty and demonic when she went on one. She even got some intellectual guest speakers involved in further meetings, to explain that adding "the" to the "elderly" word is derogatory to older people. Whole purrlavah ended up in the assertive transgender person resigning from the group. Then came the elections, when Gordon to Clegg and Cameraon used the term "*the* elderly" in abundance, in their campaigns. On that, I politely asked the angry older lady if she was going to kick off with them, too. Well, needless to say that she avoided answering to that, with her face looking like a slapped potato. Some people! <shakes head>

FlightMan

60,000 feet? On Concorde where you?

Leslie

I find it worrying when you find someone who is likely to fly off the handle when you actually do them a favour. Its difficult to imagfine why unless they are psychologically defective and spend their life looking for a fight!

Les

pimmo2000

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This was that long ago, I don't remember what he looked like.