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07 January 2002, 05:48 PM
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Hey, anyone got any ideas on how to stop a cat sitting on my bonnet?? Everyday i come back from work and there it is dirty paw marks all over the bonnet worse still it's scratched the paint![img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] I know where this ***** lives and it's days are numberd. I have come home and caught it sat there all inocent looking, well that won't wash with me *****!
Today i came home at dinner and there it was paw marks all over so i clean it off. Come home after work and there back.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
The bonnet wassent even warm after dinner still it comes to sit on it!! It's driving me mad i'm sure it's doing it to wind me up.
I'm not one to moan but this has now gone on for 3 months and i'm seriously contemplating getting the air rifle out.
Please someone give me a better idea on how to stop this pest before someone ends up petless.
Today i came home at dinner and there it was paw marks all over so i clean it off. Come home after work and there back.[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]
The bonnet wassent even warm after dinner still it comes to sit on it!! It's driving me mad i'm sure it's doing it to wind me up.
I'm not one to moan but this has now gone on for 3 months and i'm seriously contemplating getting the air rifle out.
Please someone give me a better idea on how to stop this pest before someone ends up petless.
07 January 2002, 05:57 PM
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Someone just asked this a month ago. General solution appeared to be put a plastic bottle of water on the bonnet - they don't like the light refraction. Haven't tried it meself. Tried blipping the alarm once, cat scarpered and left parallel claw marks in my paint in the rush. I won't do that again.
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07 January 2002, 06:08 PM
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The unanswerable question to all cat owners and neighbours of such 
You can try spraying them with water, putting a lemon or cat repellent under the bonnet/in scoop, but all will be largely in vain. Best thing is to Wax Wizard your bonnet very well so the marks just wipe off with a handy dust mit
or keep your car in the garage!!
You can try spraying them with water, putting a lemon or cat repellent under the bonnet/in scoop, but all will be largely in vain. Best thing is to Wax Wizard your bonnet very well so the marks just wipe off with a handy dust mit
or keep your car in the garage!!
07 January 2002, 06:12 PM
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Why do they do it, fair enougth it's warm at first but this cat is just taking the pi55. It sit's there even when its cold just lookin at me though i'm daft really getting my back up now to the point i'm dreaming about doing away with it.
Any animal phychologists on here?? maybe if i had a talk to it.
Seriously may try the water one tomorrow. failing that it's heading for a early exit.
Any animal phychologists on here?? maybe if i had a talk to it.
Seriously may try the water one tomorrow. failing that it's heading for a early exit.
07 January 2002, 06:36 PM
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I hate cats - cold, disloyal, and foul my lawn, it stinks.
If I thought I could get away with it I 'd happily use my Weiracht air rifle on them but I read a doctor nearly went to prison for shooting a cat with his shotgun in similar circumstances.
(Shoot someone for their phone and you'd get probation.)
[Edited by diablo - 1/10/2002 10:36:45 AM]
If I thought I could get away with it I 'd happily use my Weiracht air rifle on them but I read a doctor nearly went to prison for shooting a cat with his shotgun in similar circumstances.
(Shoot someone for their phone and you'd get probation.)
[Edited by diablo - 1/10/2002 10:36:45 AM]
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07 January 2002, 06:55 PM
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To Any one that shoots cats or harms anybodys pets hope your kids and wife dies in an accident in your scoob a day after u forgot to renew ur insurance .Easy way to stop it is throw a bucket of water over it i did this with my own cat they soon learn and dont go on ur car again
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ps, would u shoot ur mates for sitting on bonnet at track days same thing isnt it and by the way its only a car
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ps, would u shoot ur mates for sitting on bonnet at track days same thing isnt it and by the way its only a car
07 January 2002, 07:00 PM
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Humbug cats always bury there poo u will probably find its a dog thats sh1111ting in ur garden i caught my next door neighbour letting his dog **** in my garden at 5am in morning before he went to work should have seen his face when i popped up at window
07 January 2002, 07:12 PM
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My thoughts are the same as yours SSubaru ***kers they must be really hard to pick on something that is defenseless and can't stand up for it's self to a certain degree "claws", bloody low lifes do as i do to our cats use some water they dont like it.
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07 January 2002, 07:19 PM
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Alas no ssubaru, i do not. However your comment is untrue, not every cat burys its ****, fact.
My dad had a cat for 2 years, most the time it shat in a corner, bath, kitchen floor generally anywhere other than the cat tray, just wouldnt learn.
My dad had a cat for 2 years, most the time it shat in a corner, bath, kitchen floor generally anywhere other than the cat tray, just wouldnt learn.
07 January 2002, 07:39 PM
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For the person of who needs to keep things in perspective......
Cats are lovely creatures a lot of the time, but they do indeed do some nasty things as well. I get the scratches and paw marks daily from our local cat at work. Lovely cat mind, but bloody annoying. Just leave him to it now, nothing really tom stop him.
I too don't agree with the killing animals thing at all, but I am sure that it was not meant seriously and they can drive you to the point of insanity occasionally with some folks.
I have a lovely cat from next door that ***** all over the front garden of my house. Digs a hole for it? I think NOT!
What you shouldn't say is that you hope somebody's family die in a crash etc in retaliation. That is OUT OF ORDER. Have a go if you feel you must, but don't post cretinous comments like that.
Keep it clean or get your 'hyper animal activist' butt off this post/BBS.
A little though beforehand tends to go a long way.....
Not meant to offend particularly, but don't wish things like that on people....
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Cats are lovely creatures a lot of the time, but they do indeed do some nasty things as well. I get the scratches and paw marks daily from our local cat at work. Lovely cat mind, but bloody annoying. Just leave him to it now, nothing really tom stop him.
I too don't agree with the killing animals thing at all, but I am sure that it was not meant seriously and they can drive you to the point of insanity occasionally with some folks.
I have a lovely cat from next door that ***** all over the front garden of my house. Digs a hole for it? I think NOT!
What you shouldn't say is that you hope somebody's family die in a crash etc in retaliation. That is OUT OF ORDER. Have a go if you feel you must, but don't post cretinous comments like that.
Keep it clean or get your 'hyper animal activist' butt off this post/BBS.
A little though beforehand tends to go a long way.....
Not meant to offend particularly, but don't wish things like that on people....
Cheers,
Nick.
07 January 2002, 07:48 PM
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Ok mr footlong might have been a bit out of order but just had to put up with some one shooting my cat over holidays bill at £340 also mate had some one put cable tie round his cats neck and throw it in his bucket no need for this sick punnishment just soak cat
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ps bet no one loves u as you sound like you hate animal lovers
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ps bet no one loves u as you sound like you hate animal lovers
07 January 2002, 08:46 PM
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Those that are animal activists are usually, ironically, aggressive, angry, personalities who have little problem being unpleasant and even violent to other humans. Witness car crash quote above and such like.
They seem to have problems forming succesful relationships with peole so substitutre animals instead. I suspect they may have had unpleasant childhood experiences, which is not their fault I suppose.
They seem to have problems forming succesful relationships with peole so substitutre animals instead. I suspect they may have had unpleasant childhood experiences, which is not their fault I suppose.
07 January 2002, 10:25 PM
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Im not a animal activist just dont like peoples animals hurt ,but what about those daft gets that dress up like fairys to hunt fox,s all that effort to look like a f44444ny why just not use the game keeper to control vermin
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07 January 2002, 11:44 PM
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Ooooohhhh, Animal activists. Very touchy subject. Best avoided IMO. Don't even start me off.
Cryptwalk,
Just use the Force. Never underestimate the Power of the Dark Side.
eg - Cat sits on bonnet, walk up and wave hand and say, 'you will not sit on my bonnet'. The cat should meow twice and let you know it's worked. If it does anything else, then you know Sith mind tricks don't work on it.
Or the Water Blaster will work nice.
P.
Cryptwalk,
Just use the Force. Never underestimate the Power of the Dark Side.
eg - Cat sits on bonnet, walk up and wave hand and say, 'you will not sit on my bonnet'. The cat should meow twice and let you know it's worked. If it does anything else, then you know Sith mind tricks don't work on it.
Or the Water Blaster will work nice.
P.
07 January 2002, 11:54 PM
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okay the animal psychologist would say that you have to get the cat associating the car bonnet with something distasteful such as getting wet
so you get a water gun/hose/squirter and set it up so you can see the car but the cat doesn't see you (this bit is important or it will keep using the car when you are not around)
and each time it goes on the car you squirt it - they usually learn pretty quickly that they get wet on the car
so you get a water gun/hose/squirter and set it up so you can see the car but the cat doesn't see you (this bit is important or it will keep using the car when you are not around)
and each time it goes on the car you squirt it - they usually learn pretty quickly that they get wet on the car
07 January 2002, 11:55 PM
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ROTFLMAO@sith thats what i like to hear.
Mr footlong i too thought that was a bit harsh, maybe you should edit such a silly comment ssubaru??
Dudes i didnt want this to get into a animal activist thread, i simply asked how to stop this kitty sitting on my bonnet. Shooting it was a joke and anyone who read it different needs to get a sense of humour.
For gods sake people lighten up.
Mr footlong i too thought that was a bit harsh, maybe you should edit such a silly comment ssubaru??
Dudes i didnt want this to get into a animal activist thread, i simply asked how to stop this kitty sitting on my bonnet. Shooting it was a joke and anyone who read it different needs to get a sense of humour.
For gods sake people lighten up.
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You could pretend to shoot it! about 10 years ago I had this problem with nextdoors cat, It was always sitting on my bonnet/roof...so after tactfully trying to shoo (is that how you spell it?) the cat away, it decided to stay.
Then came a stroke of genius!!!
In a mad moment I picked up my air-rifle, checked to make sure it was NOT loaded, then poked it through my letterbox and pointed at Mr Cat and pulled the trigger.... Mr Cat nearly followed through!
I only had to repeat the exercise a couple more times for him to get the message!!
*TIP-make sure your neighbour does not see you do this...
Then came a stroke of genius!!!
In a mad moment I picked up my air-rifle, checked to make sure it was NOT loaded, then poked it through my letterbox and pointed at Mr Cat and pulled the trigger.... Mr Cat nearly followed through!
I only had to repeat the exercise a couple more times for him to get the message!!
*TIP-make sure your neighbour does not see you do this...