T4molie

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part
of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You
get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something
to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees". The cannibals
promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and
I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our Admin girls has disappeared.
Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads indicating "no".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the Admin chick?" A hand rose hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!! For four
weeks we've been eating Managers and Supervisors and no one noticed
anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!

Andy

Mk2_heaven

orbix

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with an easy girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? "
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads."

JackClark

I've just kicked over a bucket of Fog, do you think it'll be mist?