Billy Connolly's take on Terrorism
11 August 2007, 02:33 PM
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Billy Connolly's take on Terrorism
Found this over on SIDC Scottish Scoobies. Hilarious.
"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore b******s..."
I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers..."
"I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. For trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow. You're 400 years too late guys!! You've not even got a Football Team for Christ's sake... I think that we should give Partick Thistle to al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday..."
"The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack. Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down..."
"If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial Quarter'..."
"For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?"
"People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima..."
"The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain. They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano"
"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore b******s..."
I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers..."
"I love the naivety of al-Qaeda. For trying to bring a religious war to Glasgow. You're 400 years too late guys!! You've not even got a Football Team for Christ's sake... I think that we should give Partick Thistle to al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday..."
"The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack. Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your insurance premiums down..."
"If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial Quarter'..."
"For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?"
"People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima..."
"The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt...these were Scottish people flying to Spain. They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano"
11 August 2007, 02:43 PM
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"Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore b******s..."
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11 August 2007, 03:13 PM
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I can't stand Billy Connolly.
The guy should never have been allowed to work again after his coments regarding Ken Bigley.
Saying he wishes al-Qaeda would hurry up and behead him, as Good old funny man Connolly was getting sick of hearing about him in the news, was outrageous. Wonder if he p1ssed himself laughing at the Video of Ken Bigley actually being beheaded.
For a hell of a lot less people are forced to resign from jobs in power or the public eye. To me he should never have been booked for another gig again.
Detest the bloke.
The guy should never have been allowed to work again after his coments regarding Ken Bigley.
Saying he wishes al-Qaeda would hurry up and behead him, as Good old funny man Connolly was getting sick of hearing about him in the news, was outrageous. Wonder if he p1ssed himself laughing at the Video of Ken Bigley actually being beheaded.
For a hell of a lot less people are forced to resign from jobs in power or the public eye. To me he should never have been booked for another gig again.
Detest the bloke.
11 August 2007, 03:27 PM
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I can't stand Billy Connolly.
Saying he wishes al-Qaeda would hurry up and behead him, as Good old funny man Connolly was getting sick of hearing about him in the news, was outrageous. Wonder if he p1ssed himself laughing at the Video of Ken Bigley actually being beheaded.
Saying he wishes al-Qaeda would hurry up and behead him, as Good old funny man Connolly was getting sick of hearing about him in the news, was outrageous. Wonder if he p1ssed himself laughing at the Video of Ken Bigley actually being beheaded.
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