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Old 26 July 2007, 08:34 AM
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I only heard the title of the radio 2 discussion yesterday...but it made me think

I think there has not so much been an equalising of the sexes but a bit of a shift the other way.In fact every time I see a chap who is a bit too coiffered (sp) I do cringe.You don't have to be a slob,just 'normal'

I think I would say the James May way of thinking rather than the Beckham type 'man'
Old 26 July 2007, 08:41 AM
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What makes a real man?

A charcoal BBQ, not pansy gas one!
Old 26 July 2007, 08:55 AM
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Admitting when you are wrong

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Old 26 July 2007, 09:00 AM
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Drinking Beer, Sh@ggin bitchis, scratching your nuts in public, farting in public, cheering on your football team in a pub full of opposing fans, eating hot curries, beating up the dads of troublesome kids, very loud burps etc...
That's what makes a real man... Anything else is just fruity
Old 26 July 2007, 09:02 AM
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Drinking Beer, Sh@ggin bitchis, scratching your nuts in public, farting in public, cheering on your football team in a pub full of opposing fans, eating hot curries, beating up the dads of troublesome kids, very loud burps etc...
That's what makes a real man... Anything else is just fruity
You are 'da man'
Great list, love the beating up the dads of troublesome kids - io think thgat should be made law right away!
Old 26 July 2007, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by lozgti
I think I would say the James May way of thinking rather than the Beckham type 'man'
Yet the latter has managed to pull Rebecca Loos and Posh spice, whereas the other one, er, hasn't.

Anyway.

The is one simple rule to keeping your man-badge. Never, ever, ever, wear flip flops.
Old 26 July 2007, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Abdabz
Drinking Beer, Sh@ggin bitchis, scratching your nuts in public, farting in public, cheering on your football team in a pub full of opposing fans, eating hot curries, beating up the dads of troublesome kids, very loud burps etc...
That's what makes a real man... Anything else is just fruity
AND DONT FORGET THE SCOOBY WITH A STANDARD 220BHP LIKE YOUR OWN
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BET YA WIFE WEARS THE PANTS

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Old 26 July 2007, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by 34srm
AND DONT FORGET THE SCOOBY WITH A STANDARD 220BHP LIKE YOUR OWN
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BET YA WIFE WEARS THE PANTS
CAPS Lock - often located next to the 'A' symbol on your keyboard

Modding a car is more manly, best you get over to Max Power.com it must be a man-fest, testosterone fuelled, chest hairy manathon.

BTW women wear pants, men wear the trousers

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I reckon a real man is someone who can go hunting wild hog with just his undies on and a bowie knife in his mouth! ......
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Being able to ignite your own farts, having poos that can make yourself gag.
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Having a large **** and ***** helps
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modding is for girls
tuning is for boys
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Originally Posted by 34srm
AND DONT FORGET THE SCOOBY WITH A STANDARD 220BHP LIKE YOUR OWN
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BET YA WIFE WEARS THE PANTS
Sheeesh I forgot it's the school holidays

34rsm - when you get into year 10 look up sarcasm in the dictionary for me and report back with your findings
Old 26 July 2007, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by 34srm
modding is for girls
tuning is for boys
Following on from this - Leaving standard is for men then?
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Originally Posted by 34srm
modding is for girls
tuning is for boys
Buying a fast car and not ******* with it is for men


*snap*
Old 26 July 2007, 09:19 AM
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Not having to talk about it
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Originally Posted by lightning101
Not having to talk about it



Not having to post about it
Old 26 July 2007, 09:21 AM
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Bitching about others is for women
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Buying a fast car and not ******* with it is for men


*snap*
uh huh - You go girlfriend. *snap* *snap* *snap*



Only a real man could agree like that and get away with it.
Old 26 July 2007, 09:25 AM
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Not shaving chest hair.
Not having to rely on a car to get looked at.
Being able to do at least 50 press ups.
Being able to open a beer bottle with your teeth.
Making your partner feel safe and protected.
Being able to open jars of capers.
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A real man..... has something what us girls called an 'edge' you cant buy it and you cant learn it....

Its hard to describe but a girl knows if a bloke has it ...

Its that certain something, an edge of danger, of not quite knowing what is going to happen next. Every girl loves a bad boy.
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Originally Posted by girl-in-a-scoob
A real man..... has something what us girls called an 'edge' you cant buy it and you cant learn it....

Its hard to describe but a girl knows if a bloke has it ...

Its that certain something, an edge of danger, of not quite knowing what is going to happen next. Every girl loves a bad boy.
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so, James Bond then?
Old 26 July 2007, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by girl-in-a-scoob
A real man..... has something what us girls called an 'edge' you cant buy it and you cant learn it....

Its hard to describe but a girl knows if a bloke has it ...

Its that certain something, an edge of danger, of not quite knowing what is going to happen next. Every girl loves a bad boy.
I have a hedge, and can be unpredictable, sometimes i trim it, sometimes i do not, sometimes i cut it in a different style and shape - that is a real hedge!


'Every girl loves a bad boy'

Bit stereotypical, bit like saying all blokes want a girl with big ****, not true at all.

(Very in touch with my feminine side - do nt even refer to womans problems as 'being on the rag' or 'having the painters in' just 'the wrong time of the month')

Biatches love a bloke who is in touch with it

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And that old favourite......a sense of humour
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Must have a sense of humour.... must be able to make us girls laugh
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
And that old favourite......a sense of humour
Doesnt that mean your fat, bald and ugly?

Boring as **** me
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Before they take their trousers off!
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Originally Posted by davegtt
Doesnt that mean your fat, bald and ugly?

Boring as **** me
Oi!....not so much of the fat!
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