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Old 24 July 2007, 02:29 PM
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Default Baking a sponge

I love cooking and can rustle up some pretty impressive meals - I can even make killer pastry - but the humble sponge has always eluded me. I do exactly what it says in the book, but usually end up with a sad chewy biscuit. Although to be fair, it usually tastes great!

This afternoon I shall be trying again. I have the ingredients ready and am about to sally forth into the kitchen. Does anyone have any secret tricks I should know about before I start.....?
Old 24 July 2007, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Does anyone have any secret tricks I should know about before I start.....?

Buy one. It'll taste better and you don't have to waste your life away baking.

Who do you think you are anyway? Gordon Ramsey?
Old 24 July 2007, 02:36 PM
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Sponge cake or sponge as in treacle / jam. The latter is a doddle in the microwave, one of the few things it's good for other than defrosting!
Old 24 July 2007, 02:39 PM
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Classic Victoria Sandwich.

I have to make this - I refuse to be defeated!
Old 24 July 2007, 02:42 PM
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Are you going to make a Skoda ?

Old 24 July 2007, 02:50 PM
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After putting the batter in the tin drop the tin on the worktop from about an inch or so up, I read this somewhere.

Also, what kind of oven have you got?
Old 24 July 2007, 02:54 PM
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Shouldn't this be moved to DIY

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Old 24 July 2007, 02:55 PM
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This thread needs more Fanny* advice











*Fanny Craddock of course
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Don't be too heavy handed when beating the mixture, be light. You need to get air in.
Old 24 July 2007, 03:01 PM
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Where's Pink Bunny? She makes awesome cakes

I am sure she could advise you

I have just put a tea fruit loaf mix in the oven
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Am busy beating by hand. It's bloody hard work! I work on the principle that if you ever ask anyone what their favourite sweet treat is they usually say something that their granny made - and granny never had a food mixer! I'm a back to basics cook!

I have an electric fan oven - it's new to me so I'm hoping my previous disasters were to do with a dodgy oven.......
Old 24 July 2007, 03:17 PM
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Hmmm I never liked using electric ovens, things never came out how I wanted them, I prefer gas, could this be the reason for the sponge not coming out as expected?
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I think you should send me samples to test - On a weekly basis.
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Originally Posted by stilover
Buy one. It'll taste better and you don't have to waste your life away baking.
Three little words - licking the bowl!

Well it's in the oven - it looks OK, so fingers crossed....... 20 - 25 mins.......
Old 24 July 2007, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
I think you should send me samples to test - On a weekly basis.
InvisibleMan might have something to say about that! I can pretty much guarantee when he sees this threrad he won't be late home from work. Unless I get another sad sponge. In which case it will have to be the blow job - again.
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This is just FECKIN sick ....... FFS this is NSR.... the only discussion regarding cakes should be "what naked stripper/celeb you would like to see pop out of one"
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Sorry - I thought that NSR stood for Non-Subaru Related - not Non-Sponge Related......
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
This is just FECKIN sick ....... FFS this is NSR.... the only discussion regarding cakes should be "what naked stripper/celeb you would like to see pop out of one"
Surely after Erika Eleniak's performance in Under Siege all bets are off in that particualr category? I mean, you are never, ever going to beat it.
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someone mention cake?...
Old 24 July 2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Surely after Erika Eleniak's performance in Under Siege all bets are off in that particualr category? I mean, you are never, ever going to beat it.
If that clip re-appears I may indeed need to "beat it"
Old 24 July 2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
Three little words - licking the bowl!
That sound perverted. OK. I'll lick your bowl

PS. After posting this, I do really hope you are female
Old 24 July 2007, 03:43 PM
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As an aside, I once had a playboy calender at work, during the less politically correct days. It had Erika Eleniak in it and she was in the full frontal position. I bought a packet of the then very popular scampi fries, put one on the nether regions of Miss Eleniak and left it over night. The next day I told one of the blokes at work my calender was a "Scratch n' Sniff" edition. He fell for it too.
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Also, as aniother aside, Nigella Lawson, she'd get it, in a big way. Everytime I see her on the telly I am convinced the filthy minx just wants to **** silly and the cooking is just a pretence to get me into the kitchen.
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They're rising!
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Originally Posted by PeteBrant
Also, as aniother aside, Nigella Lawson, she'd get it, in a big way. Everytime I see her on the telly I am convinced the filthy minx just wants to **** silly and the cooking is just a pretence to get me into the kitchen.

I was always told that a perfect wife should be an angel in the kitchen and a ***** in the bedroom. The other way around doesn't hurt either....
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
They're rising!
its the thought of you licking bowls thats why
Old 24 July 2007, 03:48 PM
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I'm not sure I'd want a kitchen in my bedroom.
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I was always told that a perfect wife should be an angel in the kitchen and a ***** in the bedroom. The other way around doesn't hurt either....
In fact the ***** everywhere is also an option

PB....
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Originally Posted by Drunken Bungle *****
I was always told that a perfect wife should be an angel in the kitchen and a ***** in the bedroom. The other way around doesn't hurt either....
SOunds like a pretty good tip DBW LOL
Old 24 July 2007, 03:53 PM
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Something to do with cakes and sponges.....

I recall screams and shrieks of anger when coming in from the back garden....

"Shut that door, my cakes are rising"

....

Maybe your humour is too acid and you're taking the rise out of them.


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