SwissTony

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A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a
small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than
this hicktown deputy because he is a lawyer and is
certain that he has a better education. He decides to
prove this to himself and have some fun at the
deputy's expense.


Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "Y'all didn't come to a complete stop at
the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete
stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, y'all have to come
to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license
and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not,
you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, " sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the
lawyer and says, "Do y'all want me to stop or just
slow down?"



* cant be a true story, because we all know the cop would have pulled his gun out instead *

OllyK

So that's why Rodney King got a beating then