Vending machine has crack in it
16 July 2007, 10:11 AM
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Vending machine has crack in it
Well, not literally.
For years I have had to put up with the "coffee" spat out at me by the vending machine at work. It really was the worse kind of filth, but, it was hot and wet, so it sort of served a purpose. The fact that I had to pay 10p per cup for my poison was just an added bonus detail.
Last week our vending machines all got replaced with spangly new ones. LCD display, loads of options, and beeping noises.
There are a few choices on offer with regards to what kind of coffee/tea you want so I went through them all, as you do, to find a favourite.
As soon as I tasted the "Cafe Mocha" option, I knew I was in trouble. I imagine it is how people stranded in the desert for a month feel when they get their first sip of water in weeks. Or how the first pint tastes after a game of football/golf/base jumping.
It is pure nectar, Imagine the power of coffee, with the taste of chocolate all wrapped up in an unbeatable frothy package. If ***** Wonka made coffee, this is what he would come up with.
'Course, the trouble is when you make a drink which is essentially heroin in liquid form, it is a bit moreish. Under the old coffee regieme I used to have one cup in the morning, and maybe one in the afternoon, and then walk around with a "I just swallowed a wasp" look on my face for 30 minutes after.
Now, It is 10:06, and I am on my 4th cup already, and I have a "I have just jizzed all over Mylene Klass's ****" look on my face.
I am on course for about 10 cups today at least. My calorific and caffiene intake is going through the roof.
For years I have had to put up with the "coffee" spat out at me by the vending machine at work. It really was the worse kind of filth, but, it was hot and wet, so it sort of served a purpose. The fact that I had to pay 10p per cup for my poison was just an added bonus detail.
Last week our vending machines all got replaced with spangly new ones. LCD display, loads of options, and beeping noises.
There are a few choices on offer with regards to what kind of coffee/tea you want so I went through them all, as you do, to find a favourite.
As soon as I tasted the "Cafe Mocha" option, I knew I was in trouble. I imagine it is how people stranded in the desert for a month feel when they get their first sip of water in weeks. Or how the first pint tastes after a game of football/golf/base jumping.
It is pure nectar, Imagine the power of coffee, with the taste of chocolate all wrapped up in an unbeatable frothy package. If ***** Wonka made coffee, this is what he would come up with.
'Course, the trouble is when you make a drink which is essentially heroin in liquid form, it is a bit moreish. Under the old coffee regieme I used to have one cup in the morning, and maybe one in the afternoon, and then walk around with a "I just swallowed a wasp" look on my face for 30 minutes after.
Now, It is 10:06, and I am on my 4th cup already, and I have a "I have just jizzed all over Mylene Klass's ****" look on my face.
I am on course for about 10 cups today at least. My calorific and caffiene intake is going through the roof.
16 July 2007, 10:35 AM
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....sorry wwsd, it was one of those moments when you think.....'Should I?........oh, **** it, why not?'.......
16 July 2007, 05:24 PM
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not quite that good, but i have a cup or 2 most nights at work. dont like drinking coffee of chocolate much, but a cup of this is quite a boost on the graveyard shift...
not very good for you, but if in moderation, probably better than buying cans of fizzy pop.
17 July 2007, 11:12 AM
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