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Old 20 June 2007, 12:19 PM
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Red face My team of TRAINED CHIMPS!!

My crack team of 24/7 out of hours specialist.....

Paid £450 a week extra to respond to out of hours call outs ... first time someone uses the service what do they do????......... sit at home and say that the person MAKING the call should read THEIR ON-CALL instruction book and have a go at fixing it THEMSELVES ......

Lazy *******........
Old 20 June 2007, 12:24 PM
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Awesome, can I come work for you
Old 20 June 2007, 12:33 PM
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any jobs, after all I am a chimp
Old 20 June 2007, 12:41 PM
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Look at all the cheeky monkeys looking for a job

£450 extra you say. Where do I sign up
Old 20 June 2007, 12:53 PM
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At least I can verify my authenticity can you

Old 20 June 2007, 12:56 PM
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Yeah, and I can verify my nationality, can you?

Old 20 June 2007, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
My crack team of 24/7 out of hours specialist.....

Paid £450 a week extra to respond to out of hours call outs ... first time someone uses the service what do they do????......... sit at home and say that the person MAKING the call should read THEIR ON-CALL instruction book and have a go at fixing it THEMSELVES ......

Lazy *******........
Hey, they answered the call, that's a start!
Old 20 June 2007, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by OllyK
Hey, they answered the call, that's a start!
Small steps...

It was the "Oh, I seeeee I was mean't to pop in.... and FIX it" line the chimp in question gave me this morning....

*spins.... 'sack the ****'/''promote the ****' wheel*
Old 20 June 2007, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sonic'
At least I can verify my authenticity can you

**** me is sonic naked......

you put on some fat since i last saw you in the flesh!!!!!
Old 20 June 2007, 01:08 PM
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Well if DCI doesn't give me the job

































Old 20 June 2007, 01:10 PM
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The fecking jobs yours

At least you're all funny chimps
Old 20 June 2007, 01:12 PM
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So when do I get my first pay cheque, and when do I have to start non answering the phone
Old 20 June 2007, 01:17 PM
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il be the tea boy
Old 20 June 2007, 03:03 PM
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On call for what ?
Old 20 June 2007, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
On call for what ?
For that you will have to purchase a 24/7 support cover option, but it might better just to read the manual in DCI's place
Old 20 June 2007, 03:05 PM
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....on call to...............




......contact the contractors 'on call' team in an emergency
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