SteveShort

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker
could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes).
The irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read .



This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella
worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were
right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called
Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the
cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise,
there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing
with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all
chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over
ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame
that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown
cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters
without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls
and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it
fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince
lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen
swanny.

scoobynutta555

Yet more purile cut and paste crap clogging up NSR.

SteveShort

No problem

I shall put it in General next time

Bubba po

Swiss, you do know that the Muppet Show, and latterly SuperMuppets, was created specifically for this sort of post, don't you? Now you have the facility, don't you think it's only common politeness to use it?

Bubba po

Oh, and It's NOT Ronnie Barker - he had wit and taste.

SteveShort

unfortunately, as you havent kept up with current events, I cant post in Supermuppets, so here it stays

scoobynutta555

You posted rubbish like this continually in NSR even when you were able to post in Muppets. You're just a spam merchant pedalling unfunny cut and paste trash.

Bubba po

Then explain THIS

*Passes copies around the court*

SteveShort

that was in NSR, so your point ???

Bubba po

Then it ought to have been posted in SuperMuppets or the Hutch. Your "banned" excuse doesn't wash.

SteveShort

I dont post stuff like that in Muppets or supermuppets because I think it suits NSR better, just like loads of people put friday jokes etc in there.

I always have done and always will

Bubba po

Cobblers. You just want a bigger audience. That, or you feel your rightful home is in here.

Luan Pra bang

Quality comedy that is often lacking in here these days.

Bubba po

Why WOULDN'T you use the proper forum? Do you ask questions about BOVs in Photography? Aftermarket bonnet scoops in Bugs and Feature requests?

Embrace your hard-fought muppetness now, and keep NSR free of your drivel.

SteveShort

1. your point was about this thread, not the other one. As I cant post this thread in the superhutch what are my choices ?

Muppets ? would you like it in there ..mmm dont think so
so NSR it is

2. I have no fixed abode right now

All sorted now ...super

Bubba po

No it isn't. It's rubbish, unfunny, puerile and wrongfully attributed to Ronnie Barker. And in the wrong forum.

scoobynutta555

You might think it suits NSR, I disagree. Along with the other similar 'funnies' posts it's just spam you'd expect to get from some moronic distant acquaintance that happens to have you on their mailing list.

SteveShort

everyone having a good night then

Bubba po

Whatever happened to the "Dross" forum?

Shark Man

And it's goodnight from him....

KiwiGTI

This is the original. Amazing the rubbish thats propagated around the net.

http://www.matthewgoldman.com/spoon/...indercella.mp3

Rindercella -- Goonerisms Spalore!

pimmo2000

iTrader: (6)

I got to knucking fackered

Jerome

Since when are jokes not allowed in NSR?

And just because one person doesn't find it funny, it doesn't mean everyone shares the same view.

I cannot stand, nor find in the least bit amusing, Harry Hill. Even though I am not alone in that opinion, it doesn't mean everyone shares it.

Seems more like people have a problem with Swiss than they do with the jokes...

Devildog

I'm with Jerome here.

NSR is, in my opinion, the correct place for "proper" comedic posts.

Muppets is for, well, drivel

SteveShort

I wouldnt worry about it, I dont

NSR is the place for it. At least I dont post questions like

" I am going to London tomorrow,can anyone suggest the following :

Where I can park,safe and secure and close to a train station?
Best way to get into London,road, fly,bus , walk and if I walk what are the best trainers to buy ?
Where shall I stay when I get there,my budget is £4.20 a night
What shall I see?
etc etc...."

now stuff that like clogs up NSR

scoobynutta555

Not just one person finds it unfunny spam, a lot do.

Maybe people wouldn't 'have a problem' with the guy if he didn't post so much crap up.

Bubba po

Is this the right thread for an argument?

The Chief

Well i thought it was very funny.

nice one

Sonic'

How many people have found it unfunny ?

So far two people have been vocal about it on this thread, have you RTM'd the thread to have it deleted?

I thought it was funny, and agree with others on here that NSR tends to be the place for 'jokes' etc along with which TV should I buy, how do I setup my fish tank , im annoyed at the (delete where applicable) police/government/council/neighbour etc etc, which house should I buy etc etc

Muppets and Supermuppets is for the drivel posts

What I tend to do is read the threads that interest me, those that don't i just tend to ignore them unless they are offensive, seems to work for most people on here too

SteveShort

no, its just you, hence why you have started stalking me again.
You even posted in the policy thread ....