..the Kia C'eed.

Girl - "nice car".

What a load of absolute crap! She would say.. "Kia?, arn't they cheap things made in Africa or something... are you cheap?", and then block your phone number as soon as they get home.

This isn't anything bad about Kia's by the way - just a comment on the shallowness of your average woman

 

That "overdubbed" advert for the smelly thing with the chinese looking kid sat taking a dump!

Makes me feel like kicking a hole through my telly!

 

I feel like flushing his head down that toilet.

 

its all gone its all gone

 

I want to know why the smelly little git took a paper and pen to the lav...

 

I detest that kid

 

Its no biggy.. I sometimes take my laptop - I'd have sent an IM.


No point having wireless if your not going to use it right?!

 

Downloding **** whilst on the bog hgope you tell the missus

 

The Hasting Direct advert really gets me at the moment, made worse by the fact they now have 'Harry Hastings' animated son in it aswell!!!!!!!

arggggghhhh

 

Yep that's another one!!

 

Slowda (Skoda) Fabia ad, although works 1 might as well be made of cake now its got a fuel tank full of petrol (its a derv) and the Vauxhall MPV ad.

 

****in PC World

"theyre really good value, selling v quickly" blah blah
"youre right ill take one"

gayness

 

lynx?

where the hell is the bow chicka wow wow??? i never seemt o get the can with any in

 

Picture Finance, well at least I can get my credit sorted, although I'll be paying back nearly double what I borrow and I'll still be an annoying geordie wench! RAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

Don't get me started. That stuff is the Devils wee

 

LOL i was playing gears of war on the xbox360 and had a strong urge for a dump

and i thought i had put the wireless headset on "mute" but i guess not

 

you went for a dump with your wireless headset on!!!!! FPMSL

 

The Nissan 4x4 range advert.

There's no way they made it into a snake,crocodile,spider just like that, and still kept it moving.

special effects if you ask me

 

Bollox to the visual special effects, since when did a Navara have V8 engine?

 

Same with the Phone for U ad. A VW beach buggy, powered by an air cooled VW engine, but dubbed with a V8 for effect. It's put me right off Phones for U - crap company to deal with BTW

 

That is one of the most ridiculous cars ads (and it's up against stiff compeition ). Next time I'm stuck on the M25, I'll just press the rhinoceros button and head off accross the field Who needs roads. Why has the government not thought of this brilliantly simple solution to all our transport problems?

Richard.

PS Bring back the horse

 

Yeah that does my head in too

And the other one with that **** on about well they better not cancel football

 

Kellogs Special K ones do my head in. Not least because 'it can only help as part of a calorie controlled diet'! Aaaaargh.

 

I actually LIKE those ads: a "pulling machine" and then he's got to pull the ad trailer. Makes me laugh anyway. Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!

Alcazar

 

The fones 4 u advert when they're on the boat has me in stitches everytime

 

The one that I think they should be taken to task over is the dishwasher tablet one where the dirtiest baking tray with years of burnt on ****e is put in the dishwaher and taken out 'as new' - it just get on my ****

 

Why? Do you think companies would spend millions on advertising on TV every year if people didn't? I'm incredulous you would think otherwise.

Of course I am fully prepared to believe you go out of the room at every ad break or sit there with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears until the programme begins again

 

"Because you're worth it" has past its sell-by date. By years.

Patronising **** with Calgon currently getting on my nerves. All those poor houswives - if only they knew about the devastation of limescale...

<shouts> "I'm BARRY SCOTT. You've never heard of me and I do **** all except SHOUT A LOT. About CILLIT BANG!" <shout off> He's ace

Richard.

 

Think ads are bad here? When I was in the States a couple of months ago I was amazed by the amount of ads for serious prescription only drugs.

But the best one was the one that started “If you’re having difficulty getting to sleep and this is causing you problems, try....”. A couple are then seen getting in to bed. A flying saucer descends, sprinkles some magic dust, and the couple enter a blissful sleep. At this point, a caption reading “Dramtization” appears! No ****, Sherlock! You mean that if I take one of these pills a flying saucer isn’t going to appear in my bedroom?

Also with an eye to potential litigation, the warnings that were listed were hilarious. Now, I’ll accept that some such as “Don’t take this medication if you are suffering from ...” make sense, however “May cause drowsiness” is probably a bit unnecessary for sleeping pills. If it didn’t cause drowsiness, I’d be looking for my money back.