Most unrealistic advert on TV at the moment..
01 June 2007, 09:54 PM
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Most unrealistic advert on TV at the moment..
..the Kia C'eed.
Girl - "nice car".
What a load of absolute crap! She would say.. "Kia?, arn't they cheap things made in Africa or something... are you cheap?", and then block your phone number as soon as they get home.
This isn't anything bad about Kia's by the way - just a comment on the shallowness of your average woman
Girl - "nice car".
What a load of absolute crap! She would say.. "Kia?, arn't they cheap things made in Africa or something... are you cheap?", and then block your phone number as soon as they get home.
This isn't anything bad about Kia's by the way - just a comment on the shallowness of your average woman
01 June 2007, 10:59 PM
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hgope you tell the missus
01 June 2007, 11:56 PM
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Slowda (Skoda) Fabia ad, although works 1 might as well be made of cake now its got a fuel tank full of petrol (its a derv) and the Vauxhall MPV ad.
02 June 2007, 12:18 AM
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Picture Finance, well at least I can get my credit sorted, although I'll be paying back nearly double what I borrow and I'll still be an annoying geordie wench! RAAAAAAHHHHH! 
02 June 2007, 12:18 AM
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02 June 2007, 10:55 AM
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and i thought i had put the wireless headset on "mute" but i guess not
02 June 2007, 11:05 AM
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03 June 2007, 01:04 PM
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The Nissan 4x4 range advert.
There's no way they made it into a snake,crocodile,spider just like that, and still kept it moving.
special effects if you ask me
There's no way they made it into a snake,crocodile,spider just like that, and still kept it moving.
special effects if you ask me
03 June 2007, 01:10 PM
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03 June 2007, 04:23 PM
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). Next time I'm stuck on the M25, I'll just press the rhinoceros button and head off accross the field 
Who needs roads. Why has the government not thought of this brilliantly simple solution to all our transport problems? Richard.
PS Bring back the horse
03 June 2007, 04:36 PM
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And the other one with that **** on about well they better not cancel football
03 June 2007, 06:51 PM
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The one that I think they should be taken to task over is the dishwasher tablet one where the dirtiest baking tray with years of burnt on ****e is put in the dishwaher and taken out 'as new' - it just get on my **** 
03 June 2007, 07:57 PM
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Why? Do you think companies would spend millions on advertising on TV every year if people didn't? I'm incredulous you would think otherwise.
Of course I am fully prepared to believe you go out of the room at every ad break or sit there with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears until the programme begins again
Of course I am fully prepared to believe you go out of the room at every ad break or sit there with your eyes shut and your fingers in your ears until the programme begins again
03 June 2007, 08:20 PM
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"Because you're worth it" has past its sell-by date. By years.
Patronising **** with Calgon currently getting on my nerves. All those poor houswives - if only they knew about the devastation of limescale...
<shouts> "I'm BARRY SCOTT. You've never heard of me and I do **** all except SHOUT A LOT. About CILLIT BANG!" <shout off> He's ace
Richard.
Patronising **** with Calgon currently getting on my nerves. All those poor houswives - if only they knew about the devastation of limescale...
<shouts> "I'm BARRY SCOTT. You've never heard of me and I do **** all except SHOUT A LOT. About CILLIT BANG!" <shout off> He's ace
Richard.
03 June 2007, 09:36 PM
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Think ads are bad here? When I was in the States a couple of months ago I was amazed by the amount of ads for serious prescription only drugs.
But the best one was the one that started “If you’re having difficulty getting to sleep and this is causing you problems, try....”. A couple are then seen getting in to bed. A flying saucer descends, sprinkles some magic dust, and the couple enter a blissful sleep. At this point, a caption reading “Dramtization” appears! No ****, Sherlock! You mean that if I take one of these pills a flying saucer isn’t going to appear in my bedroom?
Also with an eye to potential litigation, the warnings that were listed were hilarious. Now, I’ll accept that some such as “Don’t take this medication if you are suffering from ...” make sense, however “May cause drowsiness” is probably a bit unnecessary for sleeping pills. If it didn’t cause drowsiness, I’d be looking for my money back.
But the best one was the one that started “If you’re having difficulty getting to sleep and this is causing you problems, try....”. A couple are then seen getting in to bed. A flying saucer descends, sprinkles some magic dust, and the couple enter a blissful sleep. At this point, a caption reading “Dramtization” appears! No ****, Sherlock! You mean that if I take one of these pills a flying saucer isn’t going to appear in my bedroom?
Also with an eye to potential litigation, the warnings that were listed were hilarious. Now, I’ll accept that some such as “Don’t take this medication if you are suffering from ...” make sense, however “May cause drowsiness” is probably a bit unnecessary for sleeping pills. If it didn’t cause drowsiness, I’d be looking for my money back.