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Old 17 May 2007, 11:52 AM
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Why, oh why didn't Katie get the push last night ? I know Gazal was prime for it but the blonde biatch is surely close to going now !
She ticks all those boxes that Sir A hates, a***E licker, Shmoozer and liar.
Again last night , they all lost the plot and sight of the job in hand.
Not an ounce of common sense between them.
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Old 17 May 2007, 11:55 AM
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Katie is still there for entertainment value. Gazal was just a waste of space, she had no discernable personality or drive or ability other than to sit in the back of the voyager and look bored.

The Apprentice is about entertainment and keepijg the interest over quite long period of time as well as finding his next whipping boy or girl.

Great show, i am addicited!
Old 17 May 2007, 11:57 AM
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Sugar was right though - Ghazal was all talk and no action. No depth.


But she wore the best shoes and the most make-up
Old 17 May 2007, 11:59 AM
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Kristina needs to go, as Katie said a few weeks back, she's far too orange to be taken seriously!
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Is it just me or does Katie sound exactly the same as Jo Brand??
Old 17 May 2007, 12:08 PM
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Is it just me or does Katie sound exactly the same as Jo Brand??

*agrees*
Old 17 May 2007, 12:16 PM
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I find Katie really annoying!!!

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Old 17 May 2007, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
I find Katie really annoying!!!
Is that the posh one
Old 17 May 2007, 12:26 PM
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Soooo annoying. Patronising, smug, sits there smirking, and backstabbing galore.
She must be outta there soon. How someone in the house hasnt smacked her one is beyond me.

Looks like POB too
http://www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/...x-Pob_logo.jpg
Old 17 May 2007, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
Is that the posh one



And didn't i hear in the cab a suggestion that the Coloured Gentleman might bat for the other side?
Old 17 May 2007, 12:29 PM
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Yep, well she talks posh, I just want to give her a big slap when she talks!! Was really funny how red she went when Cristina and Adam confronted her about the relationship shes having with that other to$$er, can't think of his name!! I find alot of the people on that show annoying but still a very good watch!!
Old 17 May 2007, 12:36 PM
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WHat amazes me is these tw*ts actualy get paid in the real world to do this sort of stuff. The 'Jam and 'Street' trainers were both a joke. Who the hell would buy that load of tat.

As for Katie she's a horrible inbred product of upper crust society. Clearly she's got her high flying jobs due to the mummy and daddy influence. She's probably had too much 'bitie!!!'(sketch from little britain). Rank cow she is. Every time she speaks i want to windmill her into oblivion.
Old 17 May 2007, 12:38 PM
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tbh there all a bunch of prima donnas who seem to suffer from lack of ability anyway
Old 17 May 2007, 12:54 PM
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Who's the good looking blonde one ??
Old 17 May 2007, 12:58 PM
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The majority are stuck up little twerps who really have no idea and think they're a cut above the rest where in fact they couldn't run a p*** up in a brewery.

God knows what Alan must think
Old 17 May 2007, 01:02 PM
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"I wonder if Natalie puts out on a first date?"
Old 17 May 2007, 01:06 PM
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I used to love "The Apprentice" but this lastest series is awful, I cant get over how bloody poor all the candidates are ! At the end, it wont be who's best, but which one was the least sh1te !

I would have more respect for Alan, he's no Sir in my book, to just call them all in the boardroom and fire the bloody lot !

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Old 17 May 2007, 01:17 PM
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it ruined it for me when they said how it takes him a few takes to get it right in the boardroom, I thought it was real when he went on with him self!!
Old 17 May 2007, 01:36 PM
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Compulsive viewing for sure!

I love Margaret and the other boy who shadows them - they're expressions just end me - most of the time they are thinking "What the ****?" and "Dear Christ! What is Alan gonna think this week?" and they can't hide it!

The contestants are pretty poor this year - but let's hope Katie gets a slap in that ugly puss for her trouble - she is one twisted b!tch!
Old 17 May 2007, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sti-04!!
Who's the good looking blonde one ??
Naomi; I think that's her name. There was an article in one of the tabloids some weeks back about a "homemade video" of her that was about to be leaked, but unfortunately no sign of it as yet

I think it's a very addictive programme, but to suggest that most of these people are amongst the 'best young brains', or whatever, that Britain has to offer is ludicrous. They're mainly made up of car salesmen, internet entrepeneurs and a housewife with a business degree! The candidates in this series are far and away the weakest so far IMO.
Old 17 May 2007, 05:08 PM
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I love the 80s "hard sales" lines they come out with like "I won't let go. I'm like a Rottweiler" etc - Oh dear.
Old 17 May 2007, 05:26 PM
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The more I watch that, the more I think that Sugar is a complete misguided tool. He gets too wrapped up in trying to bollock them, and seems to miss the point.

If you took say 100 12-14 yr olds, and made them watch the two finished adverts, and then ask them which brand they would choose, I'd bet a weeks wages they would have chosen the JAM brand. The STREETZ logo looked like it had been cobbled up by any old idiot in microsoft word ...It looked too much like that daft BRATZ think that 5 yr old girls are into....as pointed out on the show on BBC2 afterwards.


I can't stand that stuck up big conked bint, but she comes out with some corkers !
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
The more I watch that, the more I think that Sugar is a complete misguided tool. He gets too wrapped up in trying to bollock them, and seems to miss the point.

If you took say 100 12-14 yr olds, and made them watch the two finished adverts, and then ask them which brand they would choose, I'd bet a weeks wages they would have chosen the JAM brand. The STREETZ logo looked like it had been cobbled up by any old idiot in microsoft word ...It looked too much like that daft BRATZ think that 5 yr old girls are into....as pointed out on the show on BBC2 afterwards.


I can't stand that stuck up big conked bint, but she comes out with some corkers !
they were both crap and no "street" kid would be seen dead in either of them. the shape of the shoe alone means kids wouldnt want them. If it was me I would have aimed them at older aged folks
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Katie looks more like Mr Punch


Especially when she gets all hot n bothered
Old 17 May 2007, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
they were both crap and no "street" kid would be seen dead in either of them. the shape of the shoe alone means kids wouldnt want them. If it was me I would have aimed them at older aged folks
I didn't say they were good, analfelcher, I suggested if the target market were asked to make a choice, they would have chosen the JAM brand. This was what Sugar should have based the result on, as opposed to his own out of touch opinions on da street, or the ponces from the advertising agency.

The criteria for the task was to create a brand and market it to sell. Not to create a brand and please a load of ponces from an advertising ageny.


Hurry up and get banned again please AL, you get on my ****
Old 17 May 2007, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip Sengravy
The more I watch that, the more I think that Sugar is a complete misguided tool. He gets too wrapped up in trying to bollock them, and seems to miss the point.

If you took say 100 12-14 yr olds, and made them watch the two finished adverts, and then ask them which brand they would choose, I'd bet a weeks wages they would have chosen the JAM brand. The STREETZ logo looked like it had been cobbled up by any old idiot in microsoft word ...It looked too much like that daft BRATZ think that 5 yr old girls are into....as pointed out on the show on BBC2 afterwards.


I can't stand that stuck up big conked bint, but she comes out with some corkers !


She does indeed. 'Kristina is always trying to cover her ****, maybe she ought to to do it a little better with the skirt she wears' that was a laugh out loud moment.
Old 17 May 2007, 06:18 PM
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Is Kristina the oirish piece ?
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She is, and there is a certain something about her.
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She has that Patsy Kensit girl next door appeal, but without being a sperm bank for rock stars. I'd employ her yesterday


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