* * * * How to stop all accidents * * * * *
May 9, 2007 | 12:21 AM
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 1,634
Likes: 0
From: Guildford
* * * * How to stop all accidents * * * * *
Someone i was talking to today came up with a great idea.
Fix a 12" metal spike on the steering wheel of every car facing the driver.
This will cut down on accidents and make people read the roads better (ie, don't speed in silly places).
Just a thought
May 9, 2007 | 12:26 AM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 14,231
Likes: 5
From: Harrogate
........and when you sneeze?
May 9, 2007 | 12:28 AM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,277
Likes: 0
From: Couch Spud
no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
May 9, 2007 | 12:38 AM
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 9,173
Likes: 0
From: Under your bonnet
No ! just wrap everyone up in cotton wool..
May 9, 2007 | 01:27 AM
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 108
Likes: 0
From: Reeks
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Sonic'
no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
Oh to be the one who welds the seat rails to a sensible (and safe; interms of car control) position...
May 9, 2007 | 08:11 AM
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 10,261
Likes: 0
From: A powerslide near you
It would stop most accidents. However everyone would be driving around at 5mph and would cause gridlock.
May 9, 2007 | 10:00 AM
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 2,966
Likes: 0
From: Yorkshire
There was once a car with a steering wheel with a spike on it in America, I remember seeing a tv show about it. Lots of people died.
May 9, 2007 | 10:27 AM
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 529
Likes: 0
what a stupid post
May 9, 2007 | 10:37 AM
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 16,517
Likes: 0
From: Yorkshire
This is an old Clarkson quote...
May 9, 2007 | 11:17 AM
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 39,877
Likes: 0
Why not ban all cars and charge us road fund tax to use the buses! If you can find a bus to use that is.
Les
May 9, 2007 | 11:53 AM
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 18,687
Likes: 0
From: The Terry Crews of moderation. P P P P P P POWER!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by
rb5037
Someone i was talking to today came up with a great idea.
Just a thought
That was Jeremy Clarkson's idea!!!!
Sometime around the time he composed a piece entitled: 'Road Rage: you know it makes sense!'
May 9, 2007 | 01:03 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 892
Likes: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Sonic'
no good for the wimmins who sit 6 inches from the steering wheel so they can see over the bonnet either
Is it just me that finds the term 'wimmins' usage on SN these days as if not more annoying than Moses' pseudo scottish sh1te?
May 9, 2007 | 01:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,277
Likes: 0
From: Couch Spud
Oh dear, I should change my typing to please the masses then
May 9, 2007 | 01:11 PM
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 12,304
Likes: 0
From: Derbyshire
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Norman D. Landing
Is it just me that finds the term 'wimmins' usage on SN these days as if not more annoying than Moses' pseudo scottish sh1te?
Quite right too, they should be referred to as "Doris"
May 9, 2007 | 01:15 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 9,277
Likes: 0
From: Couch Spud
or Biatches
May 9, 2007 | 01:21 PM
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 2,570
Likes: 0
From: Wickford, Essex - GamerTag - lCE
It always seems to be the driver who caused the crash who survives though. Very annoying.
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
fatboy_coach
General Technical
15
Jun 18, 2016 03:48 PM
Sam Witwicky
Engine Management and ECU Remapping
17
Nov 13, 2015 10:49 AM
Littleted
Non Scooby Related
6
Oct 2, 2015 11:31 AM
WrxSti03
Drivetrain
0
Sep 30, 2015 10:24 PM
InTurbo
ScoobyNet General
21
Sep 30, 2015 08:59 PM
* * * * How to stop all accidents * * * * *
