Was just checking up if you'd managed to sort him out?

 

rehome a farking lobster ?? i get six live ones every other day and they get rehomed via my mouth!

 

Crayfish often get mislabled at "lobsters" in less capable aquatic shops.

And I'm sure someone, somewhere in the world would be happy to eat your cat/dog/whatever pet you have as well.

 

Im sure it was Chip 'banned' Sengravy that had one, I think he got it pregnant too oops

 

I have a black labrador and a badger

 

didn't take chip, for being into bestiality

 

I wouldn't be that bothered about inverts having eggs - I've had Uca (fiddler crabs) females that have carried eggs, but the spawning and gestation process is so complicated its extremly difficult to do successfully in captivity even if you mean to do it.

(attempting to keep this thread remotely sensible )