speye91

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Able - totally useless.
Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.
Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Aidan - Quiet, shy, and yet the girls love him.
Aiden - Quiet, shy and yet the boys love him.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.
Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets
Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.
Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.
Angelo - Womaniser as a hobby, will eventually settle down with a boyfriend.
Anton - Enjoys life, maybe enjoys food a little too much?
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.
Archie - fun loving guy, but not too bright.
Arnold - puts on a brave face, but never gets the breaks.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Ashley - Secretly shy, yet a very good actor.
Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.
Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ... he's wrong.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his fingers.
Bobby - very blokey, can only talk about cars and imaginary girlfriends.
Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.
Bradley - snobbish yet has no idea what personal hygiene is.
Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.
Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide **** and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.
Byard - Delusional neurotic, but amusing during his more sane periods.
Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - Good looking jock - only found in American movies, no real person has this name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christen - so straight he won't even hold his own dick in the bathroom.
Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problems with 'jail-bait'.
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Clive - train spotter ... dull as ditch water
Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.
Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
Connor - thick as 2 short planks, but can be amusing to watch.
Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful
Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Cyrus - Big and loud, often forgets to bathe.
Dale - effeminate and yet strangely attractive to the ladies.
Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky women's underwear beneath them.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darren - large, quiet, gentle and always smiling.
Darwyn - exercises too much, favorite word Ug
Daryl - pompous and overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a w**ker.
David - kinda quiet and shy, but alright when you get to know him.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.
Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.
Don - ********, nobody likes him.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-assed loser who never shuts up.
Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.
Dylan - horny. *******, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Earl = parents dressed him in cowboy gear, now he just wants to ride.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Eddy - old fashioned and probably too polite to get too much sex.
Edward - would rather bath naked with his team mates than with a girl.
Elis - would rather make model airplanes than have sex.
Elliott - full of himself.
Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.
Ethan - used in hospitals when the anesthetist isn't in.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.
Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.
Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.
Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.
Frederick / Fred / Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women
Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.
Garon - Big, gentle, and not very bright.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.
Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.
Gilleathain - Scottish zombie back from the dead to continue scaring sheep.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. Good teacher. Crap in bed.
Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything that moves.
Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.
Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.
Guy - Fun to be with but only just manages to stay the right side of psychotic.
Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Haydn - tries hard, succeeds rarely.
Heinz - Likes variety in his life. In his fifties. Overweight.
Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.
Howell - sings too much, hasn't got the voice for it.
Hugh - pretends he's posh, he isn't.
Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.
Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.
Izzy - circumcised, but they threw away the wrong bit
Jake - shy and sweet but a **** when drunk.
Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.
James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonnaise and does wet farts.
Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally and has lots of mirrors.
Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Which is a problem because he has bad breath.
Jed - Good looking, fun, and not very bright (but thinks he is)
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but ***** too much.
Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual
Joel - ****.
John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.
Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.
Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.
Jonathan - think he's good - he's sh*t. Looks in the mirror too much.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.
Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.
Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.
Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.
Keiran - Good looking, clever and popular ... surely he must be gay?
Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.
Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.
Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.
Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - much too pretty to be a bloke, that's why he stuffs socks down the front of his trousers.
Leo - Thinks he's a real man's man, but cries at any slightly sad film scene.
Les - Jovial in a loud way, dressed in a loud way.
Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet.
Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.
Malcolm - tall man with a tendancy to lose his trousers, but only in male company.
Marc - Quiet and troubled, stands in the corner at parties.
Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman wants him.
Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an android!
Martin - Stud. Loves himself. Would make a good lawyer.
Marvin - hilarious, life and soul of the party, shame he smells faintly of urine.
Matthew - serious type, enjoys filing things.
Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of sh*t.
Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.
Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mintesh - boy racer, the arsehole who drives with the stereo too loud and the windows down even though it's cold!
Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.
Mohammed - small *****, but still really enjoys playing with it.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but only on his own.
Niall - works tirelessly undercover for the government, good at keeping secrets.
Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.
Nigel - wannabe librarian, gets an erection if he's in the same room as a woman
Norm - total winger, professional stalker, drives an escort, bulge
Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.
Philip - homophobic, image conscious tw*t, likes to f**k poodles.
Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a ****.
Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.
Rehan - Spends a lot of time hanging around outside schools.
Rene - Thinks he's a bit of a playboy, in reality more of a plough-boy.
Rhys - Overbearing, arrogant control freak.
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his ***** in years, very fat.
Ricky - Tending to fat and smelly, not exactly popular.
Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.
Rob - constantly watches ****.
Robert - Serious type, or put another way he's as dull as ditch water
Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.
Rocco - South American drug-lord, likes goats.
Roger - acts like a w**ker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!
Ron - Big tough bloke with a soft spot for babies and kittens.
Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.
Ross - A geek role-model, happiest watching steam trains or chatting about them on line.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rupert - arrogant tw*t who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole. Pantomime dame
Ryan - short and stout, but popular.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.
Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.
Scott - has serious disabilities. Likes winter sports
Sean - has small deformed ********* and no friends.
Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Shannon - like the, river wet and full of sh*t.
Shaun - bit of a hard *******, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.
Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.
Spencer - thinks everybody wants to **** him - he's a virgin
Steven - Loves his drink, and loves scooters
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Stephen - Mommy's boy.
Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster
Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....
Ted - In denial, but quite obviously gay to everyone that meets him.
Terry - small and wiry with a nasty temper.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Toby - best blow ever.
Todd - impeccably dressed, wears a suit to bed.
Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.
Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Tendency to megalomania
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Tristen - likes to get his own way, prone to tantrums and sulks.
Troy - cute and popular.
Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay mustache, but nobody dares tell him.
Ty - small and kind of shriveled.
Usman - Trustworthy and dependable and seriously boring.
Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.
Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.
Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.
Warwick - reliable, strong and caring (and a bit boring).
Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.
Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose a lot.
Wayne - wayne-ker!
Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.
Will - wishes he were popular.
William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.
Yass - a celebrity on his own planet but quite the opposite here.
Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

wwp8

hey thats right hehe not tall, but cool HEHE

ronjeramy

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Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like to work too hard. Sexual deviant

dpb

Theres less snow than there used to be

paulwrxboro

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

well the first parts true

Fuzz

Andrew - Intelligent yet not as much as he thinks, severely stuck up .
Andy - One of the boys, always the first one up for a dare/pint/curry/moon.

Pretty True TBH.


Shaun - bit of a hard *******, thinks women love him.
Oh the irony


Absolutely pissing myself laughing at these two as well.

Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.
Richard - hasn't seen his feet or his ***** in years, very fat.



Andy

ru'

Rupert - arrogant tw*t who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.


Sounds about right...

speye91

Philip - homophobic, image conscious tw*t, likes to f**k poodles.

Glad im not called Philip.

Britishdaddy

HE HE

davegtt

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a w**ker.


Dontcha just know it

richiewong

Complete opposite of me, I'm just Dick

Note: Richard/Richie is not even my real name

pauld37

My thoughts exactly

Chip Sengravy

It's there or thereabouts, for the long, and the shortened version.

douglasb

Add "Peter" and "Lewis" and decide how accurate that description is...

JackClark

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Spot on.

spireite

So im a pet lover , any ladies on here want to part with any clothing IAN

ScoobyDoo555

Coffee/monitor moment!!