Oaps caught having sex in Debenhams
26 March 2007, 10:28 PM
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Oaps caught having sex in Debenhams
Couldn't believe what i was reading, and to make matter worse they were a pair of shirt lifters
in the kiddies department of all places, what is the world coming too. 
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in the kiddies department of all places, what is the world coming too. News & Star
26 March 2007, 10:33 PM
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Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers??
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27 March 2007, 12:30 PM
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Even that wouldnt distract my missus when shopping, she would just think, 2 pensioners bumming each other, dont need that, shoes, where are the shoes, chocolate, bargain tat......
27 March 2007, 07:31 PM
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i think it would be traumatic enough seeing two people bumming, but an 84 year old and 76 year old takes the biscuit, i wouldn't like my kids subject to that gross indecency
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27 March 2007, 07:46 PM
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I think the best part of the story is the links to other stories that may interest you.
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I think the best part of the story is the links to other stories that may interest you.
Headline least likely to be the story you thought it was:
"Princess to unveil Steamer"
"Aye, it were 'ard work, reet made me eyes water an' I don't remember eatin' that much sweetcorn"
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"Aye, it were 'ard work, reet made me eyes water an' I don't remember eatin' that much sweetcorn"
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28 March 2007, 09:01 PM
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I used to work in Debenhams many years ago and I heard there was once a guy who went into changing rooms to have a tommy tank. But worst than he left the curtain open a little so people walking past could see him in the mirror reflection! Needless to say he was banned for life..
29 March 2007, 01:14 AM
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Someone had a $hit in a display toilet at the B&Q I worked at when I was at college. Lucky for me it wasn't my department, so my mate Tim had to clean it up.
Weird thing was it wasn't in a toilet that was out of the way, it was facing the lighting section which was open plan and pretty visible.
Old gay people eh, Hitler had the right idea about these...
Weird thing was it wasn't in a toilet that was out of the way, it was facing the lighting section which was open plan and pretty visible.
Old gay people eh, Hitler had the right idea about these...
29 March 2007, 01:26 AM
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Someone had a $hit in a display toilet at the B&Q I worked at when I was at college. Lucky for me it wasn't my department, so my mate Tim had to clean it up.
Weird thing was it wasn't in a toilet that was out of the way, it was facing the lighting section which was open plan and pretty visible.
Old gay people eh, Hitler had the right idea about these...
Weird thing was it wasn't in a toilet that was out of the way, it was facing the lighting section which was open plan and pretty visible.
Old gay people eh, Hitler had the right idea about these...
i got a nice idea aboot gays and lesbians and how tae make them straight
see gay men dont like wimmin and lesbians dont like men , sometimes its tae dae wae heartbreak, i had a staff who woz gay, a such a nice guy , he had a wife one time and he has a couple of kids, his wife woz a bitch and made life hell for him and he turned gay
for some reason
i say gay men should marry lesbians coz they understand each other and r in touch wae the centre , whatever that is
so chances r they will live a happy life and become straight
and bobs oor uncle