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Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from
Bulgaria. I saw her ****** this morning and it was amazing!"

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when
Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely
horse. I once rode her mother."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't
that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the ***
of the Oxford crew."

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is
playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out
his ***** and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just
said?!!!!"

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team
Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have
snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob,
where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did
HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they
were laughing so hard!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better
today after a 69."

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night
like this."

Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he
gets."

Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male
astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny
Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick
likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

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much better than work

Moonloops

Just like Mr Lewis

Leslie

Well I laughed at them all.

Les

PeteBrant

"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman, BBC)

"Don't tell those coming in the result of that fantastic match, but let's have another look at Italy's winning goal..." (David Coleman, BBC)

"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio." (Gerry Francis)

"I was in Saint-Etienne two years ago. It's much the same as it is now, although now it's completely different." (Kevin Keegan, BBC)

"I imagine that the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable." (Murray Walker, BBC and ITV)

"Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones." (Murray Walker, BBC and ITV)

"The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related." (George Hamilton, RTÉ, referring to Roberto and Dino Baggio)

"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes." (Steve Coppell, BBC Radio Five Live)

"Ralf Schumacher has been upstaged by the teenager Jenson Button, who is 20." (Murray Walker)

"For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip." (John Motson, BBC)

"He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey..." (John Motson, BBC)

"You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall." (Mark Lawrenson, BBC)

"Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashanu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno." (Ian Darke, BBC Radio. As most British people would know, Frank Bruno is black.)

"He's very quick for a man of his age. I suppose you'd call him ageless. He's 33 or 34." (David Pleat, ITV)

"I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless." (Simon Jordan BBC)

"He’ll have a pair of sharp and canny shoulders to listen to." (David Platt, BBC Radio 4)

"An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal." (Dave Bassett)

"Well Clive, it's all about the two 'M's - movement and positioning." (Ron Atkinson, ITV)

"Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head." (Chris Kamara, Sky Sports)

"I'll be back in just 15 minutes in an hour's time" Kirsty Young, Channel5

"Obviously it would be touch playing up in the Premiership next season, but I wouldn't lose any sleepless nights." (Alan Pardew, ITV)

Rob McLean: John Harton is playing superbly today.
Sandy Clark: Yes, Rob, there's no one better today.
Rob McLean: So, Sandy, who is your man of the match?
Sandy Clark: Alan Thompson

"Matches don't come any bigger than FA Cup quarter-finals" (Neil Warnock, Radio 5 Live)

"You won't win silver medals at the Olympic Games unless you're the very very best." Brendan Foster, BBC1

"As soon as Lee Trundle scored that early goal for Swansea you always knew this wans't going to be a nil-nil draw." Matt Jones, Sky Sports

"I hope it will encourage people to speak out against what they believe in."