Does my bum look big in this?
May 12, 2001 | 12:17 PM
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Bum ?, what bum - all I can see is your fat ****
Dec 5, 2001 | 11:59 AM
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OK guys, what's the correct answer to provide one's spouse/partner?
Dec 5, 2001 | 12:04 PM
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The correct answer is
'Your bum looks big in everything. That is because it is big. Get your lazy **** down to the gym'
unless of course she has a pert bum, in which case you should say
' take it off for a minute for a quick comparison/feel test
'
Dec 5, 2001 | 12:09 PM
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From: UK
No that dress doesn't make your bum look big! All that chocolate and cake has made your bum big!
Dec 5, 2001 | 12:48 PM
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How about "I'll have a proper look once I've crossed the ring road they appear to have built round your backside"?
Dec 5, 2001 | 01:08 PM
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Dec 5, 2001 | 01:12 PM
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where did that voice come from, it's just got dark in here!
think this is one of those 'no win' situations.
Dec 5, 2001 | 01:26 PM
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How about....'you ruined my life you fat cow'
Dec 6, 2001 | 11:23 AM
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Compared to a normal scoob, your 22b's bum does look big...
Dec 6, 2001 | 11:29 AM
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How about 'I dont know but I look big in your bum'
Dec 6, 2001 | 11:33 AM
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Norman D. Landing - savage!
Dec 6, 2001 | 11:37 AM
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Dec 6, 2001 | 11:39 AM
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Alternatively, 'Let me just give James a call, I think I've found his giant peach'
Dec 6, 2001 | 12:06 PM
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How about "I don't know you blocked the sun out whilst you stood up" ;
Dec 6, 2001 | 12:09 PM
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Hey fb does my bum look big
Dec 6, 2001 | 01:47 PM
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From: Hemel Hempstead
how about bend over and let me have a look......
followed by.... grit your teeth sweetheart, this might make your eyes water
Prob too sick for this time of day!
Paul
Dec 6, 2001 | 03:12 PM
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Michelle - Can I refer you to option 2 above
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