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Old 12 May 2001, 12:17 PM
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Bum ?, what bum - all I can see is your fat ****

On the second note - depends if you want an easy life or not

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Old 05 December 2001, 11:59 AM
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OK guys, what's the correct answer to provide one's spouse/partner?

In a greater context, when is it permissable to tell porkies to one's loved one?
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Old 05 December 2001, 12:04 PM
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The correct answer is
'Your bum looks big in everything. That is because it is big. Get your lazy **** down to the gym'

unless of course she has a pert bum, in which case you should say
' take it off for a minute for a quick comparison/feel test '
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Old 05 December 2001, 12:09 PM
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No that dress doesn't make your bum look big! All that chocolate and cake has made your bum big!
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Old 05 December 2001, 12:48 PM
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How about "I'll have a proper look once I've crossed the ring road they appear to have built round your backside"?

Just call me "Mr Popular"
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Old 05 December 2001, 01:08 PM
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lordie a solar eclipse!!
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Old 05 December 2001, 01:12 PM
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where did that voice come from, it's just got dark in here!

think this is one of those 'no win' situations.
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Old 05 December 2001, 01:26 PM
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How about....'you ruined my life you fat cow'
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Old 06 December 2001, 11:23 AM
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Compared to a normal scoob, your 22b's bum does look big...
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Old 06 December 2001, 11:29 AM
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How about 'I dont know but I look big in your bum'
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Old 06 December 2001, 11:33 AM
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Norman D. Landing - savage!
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Old 06 December 2001, 11:37 AM
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lol at norm!

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Old 06 December 2001, 11:39 AM
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Alternatively, 'Let me just give James a call, I think I've found his giant peach'
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Old 06 December 2001, 12:06 PM
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How about "I don't know you blocked the sun out whilst you stood up" ;
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Old 06 December 2001, 12:09 PM
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Hey fb does my bum look big
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Old 06 December 2001, 01:47 PM
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how about bend over and let me have a look......

followed by.... grit your teeth sweetheart, this might make your eyes water

Prob too sick for this time of day!

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Old 06 December 2001, 03:12 PM
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Michelle - Can I refer you to option 2 above
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