Been Caught Speeding
01 February 2007, 12:25 PM
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Been Caught Speeding
HIya guy's my mate has been caught speeding doing 120mph in a 50mph zone.
What do u think his punishment will be?
Cheers
Darren
What do u think his punishment will be?
Cheers
Darren
Bit harsh that 
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Castration 
I read it somewhere that that is the new possible deterrent. It stops raging male hormones and should hopefully reduce speed freaks like your friend. You should warn him about it and get him to get a good solicitor to check out how to make sure he avoids it. Sperm or speed, it's not a tough choice 
I read it somewhere that that is the new possible deterrent. It stops raging male hormones and should hopefully reduce speed freaks like your friend. You should warn him about it and get him to get a good solicitor to check out how to make sure he avoids it. Sperm or speed, it's not a tough choice
01 February 2007, 01:33 PM
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LOL 120 in a 50? 
"Sorry M'lud it was a momentary lapse of concentration"
Hopefully just 5months inside for some bubba lurve, a 12month ban, a retest, and the source of much amusement in motor insurance underwriting departments for many many years to come
"Sorry M'lud it was a momentary lapse of concentration"
Hopefully just 5months inside for some bubba lurve, a 12month ban, a retest, and the source of much amusement in motor insurance underwriting departments for many many years to come
01 February 2007, 01:41 PM
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Tell him to say in court that he was familiarising himself with the car. That seems to work. 
Maybe he'll get one of these proposed deferred sentences? Offend now and do the time later, it's a bit like those 0% interest free credit deals that DFS do.
Maybe he'll get one of these proposed deferred sentences? Offend now and do the time later, it's a bit like those 0% interest free credit deals that DFS do.
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Perhaps he could wave his arms about in court and speak slowly in a strong Eastern European accent. Look up Bulgarian for "Sorry" and "No understand" and just keep repeating this. Hide all personal papers and look blank. He might even get a free trip out of UK on the strength of it 
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Possibly Jail, But tell him not to worry. According to the the average scoobynetter, Jail is roughly about as harsh as a stay in the Savoy. Most prisons have a chocolate river running through the middle of them, with gumdrop trees. Prisoners don't have pillows, they get to nuzzle into the breasts of supermodels, who sing them soft lullabyes as they drift off to sleep. Prisoners get woken by the guard at around 11am, who will bring in a tray of quails eggs, caviar and hot fresh buttered criossants. The supermodel wll give the prisoner one off the wrist while they read thier freshly ironed copy of The Times.
Work time usually consist of having to play the latest videogames, or being forced to watch the lastest hollywood blockbusters, sitting on the backs of live swans, who sway gently so as not to get the prisoner over exicited. Evenings are usually a mixture of croquet in the summer (snooker in the winter) along with full penetrative sex with a televsion star of thier choice (a member of the royal family if it is thier birthday).
Work time usually consist of having to play the latest videogames, or being forced to watch the lastest hollywood blockbusters, sitting on the backs of live swans, who sway gently so as not to get the prisoner over exicited. Evenings are usually a mixture of croquet in the summer (snooker in the winter) along with full penetrative sex with a televsion star of thier choice (a member of the royal family if it is thier birthday).
