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Old 03 January 2007, 12:07 PM
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A mate at work (who is also my boss) sent the following to me instead of his gf. He is suitably embarrassed.

"I want to make love to you sitting on my lap.. with a mirror in front of us.. so I can see your tummy and my c*ck slidding in and out of you"

Old 03 January 2007, 12:09 PM
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I had a similar issue with text messages.

It involved beef sandwiches
Old 03 January 2007, 12:11 PM
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maybe he really meant to send it to you and he wants some brown luvvin'
Old 03 January 2007, 12:35 PM
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Good of you to share that with us ............... can you provide his name address and e.mail please so we can all write to him?
Hope he knows you've told us all.
Old 03 January 2007, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
A mate at work (who is also my boss) sent the following to me instead of his gf. He is suitably embarrassed.

"I want to make love to you sitting on my lap.. with a mirror in front of us.. so I can see your tummy and my c*ck slidding in and out of you"


Maybe you should offer to hold the mirror for them?
Old 03 January 2007, 12:42 PM
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ROFL at least it was to u and not "the wrong girl". I have been killed in the past...
Old 03 January 2007, 12:47 PM
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Hope you replied "Stick my pay rise up yer ****"

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Old 03 January 2007, 12:52 PM
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That really made me laugh.


Sounds like something I would do, and send it to the missus by mistake.....
Old 03 January 2007, 01:35 PM
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lmao cracker! did you bother replying to him or just left him to it??? he's just sick
Old 03 January 2007, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jasey
Hope you replied "Stick my pay rise up yer ****"

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Old 03 January 2007, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jerome
A mate at work (who is also my boss) sent the following to me instead of his gf. He is suitably embarrassed.

"I want to make love to you sitting on my lap.. with a mirror in front of us.. so I can see your tummy and my c*ck slidding in and out of you"

tummy just doesn't sit right there.... tell him pert **** would work better
Old 03 January 2007, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
tummy just doesn't sit right there.... tell him pert **** would work better
I agree or maybe "Hairy ****"
Old 03 January 2007, 02:14 PM
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there will be a few mirrors taken of the lounge walls and strategically placed in the bedroom for tonight up and down the country...Thanks
Old 03 January 2007, 02:15 PM
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copy and paste it to her msn
Old 03 January 2007, 02:16 PM
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PMSL!
Old 03 January 2007, 02:34 PM
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that is classic


shared it with the whole office here....went down a treat
Old 03 January 2007, 03:11 PM
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Mmmm have you got the girls msn id ?? Sounds like a dirty little minx that could be interested in some extra loving :-)

Pretend to be your boss, and ask her to email a pic of her naked.

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