Whats the strangest thing an ex girlfriend ahs ever said to you?
02 January 2007, 06:54 PM
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Whats the strangest thing an ex girlfriend ahs ever said to you?
How about this then for starters,
"wouldnt it be great if you went to a plastic surgeon and he changed your face and then when you woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror you wouldnt know who you were looking at?
"TAXI"
sorry about the typo before you start !!
"wouldnt it be great if you went to a plastic surgeon and he changed your face and then when you woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror you wouldnt know who you were looking at?
"TAXI"
sorry about the typo before you start !!
02 January 2007, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by rallying1
How about this then for starters,
"wouldnt it be great if you went to a plastic surgeon and he changed your face and then when you woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror you wouldnt know who you were looking at?
"TAXI"
sorry about the typo before you start !!
"wouldnt it be great if you went to a plastic surgeon and he changed your face and then when you woke up in the morning and looked in the mirror you wouldnt know who you were looking at?
"TAXI"
sorry about the typo before you start !!
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02 January 2007, 09:06 PM
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there is a film along similar lines
Shi Gan or Time (the american title)
A woman undergoes extensive plastic surgery to save her relationship, but she doesnt tell her fella, he just thinks she has gone missing for a few months
Shi Gan or Time (the american title)
A woman undergoes extensive plastic surgery to save her relationship, but she doesnt tell her fella, he just thinks she has gone missing for a few months
02 January 2007, 09:08 PM
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(watching live match on Sky)
all was quiet when she came up with this little gem...
'when there is a penalty, how do the players know where to take it from?'
all was quiet when she came up with this little gem...
'when there is a penalty, how do the players know where to take it from?'
03 January 2007, 09:15 AM
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A mates wife when picking up her cat from the vet after it had to have its ear aputated due to a tumor asked the vet
"will it grow back ?"
"will it grow back ?"
03 January 2007, 09:27 AM
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Gave the ex the elbow and being a spiteful little ****** [You may question this after] she came out with...
"You better watch your car!"
to which i replied
"You better watch your face"
She then burst in tears asking me what i meant......WOMEN
"You better watch your car!"
to which i replied
"You better watch your face"
She then burst in tears asking me what i meant......WOMEN
03 January 2007, 10:50 AM
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My missus was eating jelly babies in the cinema and I asked her for a red sweet
as it was dark she couldn't see, so picked a couple out and sniffed them, then hands me one and says :
"This one smells red"
as it was dark she couldn't see, so picked a couple out and sniffed them, then hands me one and says :
"This one smells red"
03 January 2007, 11:14 AM
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I bumped into one of my ex-girlfriends on a stag night once. She was ermm.... a lap dancer putting on a rather nice lesbian show. When I asked her why she didn't do that while we were together she said.......... "you didn't ask" 
03 January 2007, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Milamber
I bumped into one of my ex-girlfriends on a stag night once. She was ermm.... a lap dancer putting on a rather nice lesbian show. When I asked her why she didn't do that while we were together she said.......... "you didn't ask"
03 January 2007, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Milamber
I bumped into one of my ex-girlfriends on a stag night once. She was ermm.... a lap dancer putting on a rather nice lesbian show. When I asked her why she didn't do that while we were together she said.......... "you didn't ask"
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Crash and burn!!!
gutted or what?
03 January 2007, 11:23 AM
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was watching a buzzard once flying above our paddock and pointed it out to the mrs!
she said
" your such a liar! buzzards dont live in England they live in hot climates"
laughed i did!
and another time i struggled to convince her that eels can be found in the river severn or in fact any river in England! she didnt think they could live in our country!
im sory but **** me women can be thick as ****!
please note that there are clever women too so dont get funny! lol!
she said
" your such a liar! buzzards dont live in England they live in hot climates"
laughed i did!
and another time i struggled to convince her that eels can be found in the river severn or in fact any river in England! she didnt think they could live in our country!
im sory but **** me women can be thick as ****!
please note that there are clever women too so dont get funny! lol!
03 January 2007, 11:40 AM
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Me: Aren't you going to put any sun cream on?
Ex: Nah, it's not hot enough in Britain.......
needless to say, sunburn was the order of the day!
she once asked me how to fry an egg too.............
Geezer
Ex: Nah, it's not hot enough in Britain.......
needless to say, sunburn was the order of the day!
she once asked me how to fry an egg too.............
Geezer
03 January 2007, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by rallying1
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Crash and burn!!!
gutted or what?
gutted or what?
VERY gutted I have to say, probably my one and only chance wasted....
03 January 2007, 02:52 PM
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a LONG while ago i was quite into american football
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
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Originally Posted by survey steve
a LONG while ago i was quite into american football
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
dont worry i grew out of it
my then g/f and i were sitting watching a game on the telly, she turned round and asked "how many quarters are in a game?"
NEXT............
