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02 January 2007, 02:14 PM
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Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
02 January 2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension."
Nooooooo 
02 January 2007, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
Buggered by Badger
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02 January 2007, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
It's Yorkshire folk. There was a bloke in Goole sentenced for repeatedly publicly masturbating a horse too.
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There was a bloke in Goole sentenced for repeatedly publicly masturbating a horse too.Alcazar
02 January 2007, 02:48 PM
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It's Yorkshire folk. There was a bloke in Goole sentenced for repeatedly publicly masturbating a horse too.
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There was a bloke in Goole sentenced for repeatedly publicly masturbating a horse too.Alcazar
02 January 2007, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
What? Since 1998? 
wow so you read it back in 1998. whoop dee doo.
Your like a little child, just because youve seen it before its not amusing anymore?
02 January 2007, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
what happened in 1998
02 January 2007, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by miss*scoobygav555*
what happened in 1998
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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02 January 2007, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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just tell everyone it's SIAL, that's enoughAlcazar
02 January 2007, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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oh boy you are childish
02 January 2007, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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02 January 2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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maybe you should post the entire contents of your inbox on SN to prevent another unfortunate occurrance of SIAL 
02 January 2007, 03:52 PM
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You can 'see someone laughing' ...... that's rather clever on a forum maybe you should post the entire contents of your inbox on SN to prevent another unfortunate occurrance of SIAL
maybe you should post the entire contents of your inbox on SN to prevent another unfortunate occurrance of SIAL Worry not. Simply PM me your email address and I will make sure you get plenty.
02 January 2007, 06:16 PM
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Wouldnt it be due to a lack of friends/socialising that people send random ****e like this about?
If I was a office worker I wouldnt want my inbox clogged up with this crap.
If I was a office worker I wouldnt want my inbox clogged up with this crap.
02 January 2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mark engers
1998 was when the story came out. I find it irritating to see someone laughing at something that has landed in my inbox some 20 or 30 times in the last nine years.
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