Which is the smelliest fish?
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Which is the smelliest fish?
My ex has finally got the message and left.
However she has walked out of my place with my lovely 32" Samsung HD-TV while I was at work.
The silly bint has, however, left behind her sofas as she doesn't have any room for them.
As she is refusing to return my £700 TV, I am tempted to keep hold of her £1800 worth of sofas, until she decides to return my tv.
As a leaving present for her, I am going to require some smelly fish. Can anyone recommend a fish that will really stink when it has gone off?
However she has walked out of my place with my lovely 32" Samsung HD-TV while I was at work.
The silly bint has, however, left behind her sofas as she doesn't have any room for them.
As she is refusing to return my £700 TV, I am tempted to keep hold of her £1800 worth of sofas, until she decides to return my tv.
As a leaving present for her, I am going to require some smelly fish. Can anyone recommend a fish that will really stink when it has gone off?
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At the risk of sounding all sensible etc., if you get her with some smelly fish, she could retaliate with something worse (if that is possible). She knows where you live after all...
Just change the locks and keep the sofas.
Just change the locks and keep the sofas.
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mackeral smells evil when its rotten but i would get yourself down to a fishing shop and buy some ultrabite bait enhancer absolutely revolting stuff comes in handy capsules so can be squirted.if you cant find ultrabite then pilchard oil or shark oil is nearly as good(or bad depending on who owns the sofa).
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
why did you break up?
But back to the main subject, I've chosen myself a new sofa, so as soon as it gets delivered, I'm throwing hers outside the house and making a small incision into the covers to stuff the fish in unless she returns my tv beforehand.
Alls fair in love and war
Further to my discovery, I've noticed she's also stolen my Monster HDMI, Monster AV and Monster Scart cables. Slightly annoyed as she can't even use the tv without going out to buy another wall mount as I still have my wall mount and base stand.....
Originally Posted by Jerome
Just change the locks and keep the sofas.
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Don't do anything to the sofa,s!!!!
Unless you want to be charged with criminal damage, or at worst get back a fubarred TV, you,d be well advised to leave them alone.
I agree tempers and feelings may be running high, ( been there done that) and reclaiming your property, may not be the best course of action.
I got all my stuff back after a nice court appearance, i also got an appolgie , and scored copious brownie points, after my irrational ex, was forced to admit in front of both solicitors that she'd sold some of my stuff!!
didn't go in her favor from then on in
Mart
Unless you want to be charged with criminal damage, or at worst get back a fubarred TV, you,d be well advised to leave them alone.
I agree tempers and feelings may be running high, ( been there done that) and reclaiming your property, may not be the best course of action.
I got all my stuff back after a nice court appearance, i also got an appolgie , and scored copious brownie points, after my irrational ex, was forced to admit in front of both solicitors that she'd sold some of my stuff!!
didn't go in her favor from then on in
Mart
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Originally Posted by mart360
I agree tempers and feelings may be running high, ( been there done that) and reclaiming your property, may not be the best course of action.
I got all my stuff back after a nice court appearance, i also got an appolgie , and scored copious brownie points, after my irrational ex, was forced to admit in front of both solicitors that she'd sold some of my stuff!!
didn't go in her favor from then on in
Mart
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I personally think to vandalise the sofas would be bad Karma.
If she has lost her child like you say , then give her a break - To lose a child would have a profound effect on her .
Theres enough **** going around, don't add to it mate.
If she has lost her child like you say , then give her a break - To lose a child would have a profound effect on her .
Theres enough **** going around, don't add to it mate.
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Originally Posted by GC8
This all sounds like ****e to me. There are a number of carefully crafted points designed to pull SN members strings.
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
We're not exactly jiggling around like the Thunderbirds operated by Joey Deacon though, are we? Perhaps the pillow biters aren't in today.
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Originally Posted by RB5SCOTT
Prawns is bar far the smelliest, tuck them up in the curtain rails, won't find them for years
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Originally Posted by Bubba po
We're not exactly jiggling around like the Thunderbirds operated by Joey Deacon though, are we? Perhaps the main biters aren't in today.
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Originally Posted by ChefDude
Isn't that based on an urban myth where the wife wanted to get back at the husband and he had to sell the house (and stupidly took the curtain rails with him)?
Maybe but seafood is by far the worst. Put it somewhere where you can't find it and there you have your legend!!
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Originally Posted by AudiLover
why did you break up?
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On balance its only a telly, just keep the sofa's, I suspect that Sofa's and Telly's arent her highest priority having tried to kill herself and lost a child, dont know the full story but if she is so down she is prepared to kill herself then anything you may do involving rotting seafood may just result in you getting bits of tv sent through the post - or worse.
Just cut your losses and keep out of her way, dont tangle with any woman unless you have to, let alone a suicidal one who has lost a child.
Just cut your losses and keep out of her way, dont tangle with any woman unless you have to, let alone a suicidal one who has lost a child.
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