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23 December 2006, 11:55 AM
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A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
23 December 2006, 12:05 PM
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And on his next visit he asks the girl to strip off and sit on top on the wardrobe........
Then he asks her to open and close the wardrobe doors with her feet......
Then he starts to throw jugs of water all over her.......
Then he draws the curtains and keeps turning the lights on and off......
So she says "Hey what's going on - I though you came here to make love?"
"Make love", he says........
"In weather like this"
(Can I borrow your coat)
Then he asks her to open and close the wardrobe doors with her feet......
Then he starts to throw jugs of water all over her.......
Then he draws the curtains and keeps turning the lights on and off......
So she says "Hey what's going on - I though you came here to make love?"
"Make love", he says........
"In weather like this"
(Can I borrow your coat)
23 December 2006, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
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23 December 2006, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by unclebuck
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you "
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.."
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?
"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
I'll get me coat.....
Its an oldie but a good one.
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