legendary lads night out stories
19 December 2006, 09:10 AM
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legendary lads night out stories
come on then,,
weve all done them, who has had a legendary night out whats the best laff you have had while out with your mates on a large one!
weve all done them, who has had a legendary night out whats the best laff you have had while out with your mates on a large one!
19 December 2006, 10:23 AM
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I nearly castrated myself riding a bicycle advertising fish'nchips shop into newquay harbour once, that still causes some amusement, mostly now we just talk about what we used to get upto now and moan about the youth of today doing the same stuff we did when they were their age
19 December 2006, 10:30 AM
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On the millenium new years eve, went to a house party, drank a bottle of JD and was out cold on the couch!!! I didnt know it at the time but i had missed the new year coming in, when i woke up i lept up dancing shouting happy new year etc etc until everyone told me it was 330am!!!!! lol they all had a good laugh though.
19 December 2006, 10:35 AM
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It happened at night, but involved no beer.
When I was 18 one of my mates had a white escort hire car, it would have been about K reg and we realised that people slowed down when we approached thinking we might be a police car.
To enchance the look, we borrowed a vetinary sugeons blue light from his car - sorry for smashing the window by the way, buy you locked you car. Now this thing was magnetic and you could stick it to the roof Kojak style!
That saturday night we pulled over old school freinds, old people, young people on mopeds, truck drivers, anyone. Some times we'd stop and offer patronising advice like policemen do, other times we'd just drive past shouting and laughing hanging out the window..
On the Sunday we drove on the motorway for about 15 miles to get to the cinema on time....and back again through town as one by one we would all get dropped off.
Now that was fun, and quite how none of us got in trouble I'll never know.
Could be bull **** though
When I was 18 one of my mates had a white escort hire car, it would have been about K reg and we realised that people slowed down when we approached thinking we might be a police car.
To enchance the look, we borrowed a vetinary sugeons blue light from his car - sorry for smashing the window by the way, buy you locked you car. Now this thing was magnetic and you could stick it to the roof Kojak style!
That saturday night we pulled over old school freinds, old people, young people on mopeds, truck drivers, anyone. Some times we'd stop and offer patronising advice like policemen do, other times we'd just drive past shouting and laughing hanging out the window..
On the Sunday we drove on the motorway for about 15 miles to get to the cinema on time....and back again through town as one by one we would all get dropped off.
Now that was fun, and quite how none of us got in trouble I'll never know.
Could be bull **** though
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19 December 2006, 11:07 AM
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Not many legends here then. Remind me not togo out with the fun-loving folks on Scoobynet if this is the best they can think of.
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19 December 2006, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
It happened at night, but involved no beer.
When I was 18 one of my mates had a white escort hire car, it would have been about K reg and we realised that people slowed down when we approached thinking we might be a police car.
To enchance the look, we borrowed a vetinary sugeons blue light from his car - sorry for smashing the window by the way, buy you locked you car. Now this thing was magnetic and you could stick it to the roof Kojak style!
That saturday night we pulled over old school freinds, old people, young people on mopeds, truck drivers, anyone. Some times we'd stop and offer patronising advice like policemen do, other times we'd just drive past shouting and laughing hanging out the window..
On the Sunday we drove on the motorway for about 15 miles to get to the cinema on time....and back again through town as one by one we would all get dropped off.
Now that was fun, and quite how none of us got in trouble I'll never know.
Could be bull **** though
When I was 18 one of my mates had a white escort hire car, it would have been about K reg and we realised that people slowed down when we approached thinking we might be a police car.
To enchance the look, we borrowed a vetinary sugeons blue light from his car - sorry for smashing the window by the way, buy you locked you car. Now this thing was magnetic and you could stick it to the roof Kojak style!
That saturday night we pulled over old school freinds, old people, young people on mopeds, truck drivers, anyone. Some times we'd stop and offer patronising advice like policemen do, other times we'd just drive past shouting and laughing hanging out the window..
On the Sunday we drove on the motorway for about 15 miles to get to the cinema on time....and back again through town as one by one we would all get dropped off.
Now that was fun, and quite how none of us got in trouble I'll never know.
Could be bull **** though
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19 December 2006, 11:14 AM
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was in a pub once many moons ago me and a mate, he went to the loo i sat drinking me cider, 5 minutes later he walked quickly out and headed straight for the door with no trousers on.
i walked out after him and he said he sat down for a dump and it was like a jet stream he filled his trousers and to prove this he pointed at his legs which were covered in runny ****, even the tops of his trainers were full.
then i nearly pissed myself with laughter
Also...............
Went into a pub in hove a few years back, getting into quite a nice state for a sunday afternoon, when my mate Steve came back from the pan absolutely pissing himself with laughter,
" what?" i enquired
" you have to see this " he answered,
at which point he grabbed me and started leading me to the toilet...
when we got there nothing could have prepared me for the sight that met my eyes.
In one of the traps some poor soul must have had an emergancy moment, and whilst ripping their trousers down had let go in what can only be described as a fountain of ****.
The stuff was three foot up the wall and around a foot either side of the throne.
But here is the best bit, he had put the seat down afterwards and there was a perfect white sillohette behind it.
crying with laughter i turned to leave where i chanced upon a pair of "used" pants soaking in the basin.
poor bloke must have scampered out looking very sheepish.
i walked out after him and he said he sat down for a dump and it was like a jet stream he filled his trousers and to prove this he pointed at his legs which were covered in runny ****, even the tops of his trainers were full.
then i nearly pissed myself with laughter
Also...............
Went into a pub in hove a few years back, getting into quite a nice state for a sunday afternoon, when my mate Steve came back from the pan absolutely pissing himself with laughter,
" what?" i enquired
" you have to see this " he answered,
at which point he grabbed me and started leading me to the toilet...
when we got there nothing could have prepared me for the sight that met my eyes.
In one of the traps some poor soul must have had an emergancy moment, and whilst ripping their trousers down had let go in what can only be described as a fountain of ****.
The stuff was three foot up the wall and around a foot either side of the throne.
But here is the best bit, he had put the seat down afterwards and there was a perfect white sillohette behind it.
crying with laughter i turned to leave where i chanced upon a pair of "used" pants soaking in the basin.
poor bloke must have scampered out looking very sheepish.
19 December 2006, 11:17 AM
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Wouldnt say it was legendary but was a good laugh 
I was out with a certain female & we ended up in some gay club in Edinburgh. I was hammered & after a while i thought **** it. I ended up on the dancefloor pulled my trousers & boxers down, flashed the chap & asked if any the poofs wanted to bite on my banger.
Unfortunatly i was thrown out of said club
Also needless to say that the certain female didnt talk to me for a while afterwards & she still wont go on the p!ss with me
I was out with a certain female & we ended up in some gay club in Edinburgh. I was hammered & after a while i thought **** it. I ended up on the dancefloor pulled my trousers & boxers down, flashed the chap & asked if any the poofs wanted to bite on my banger.
Unfortunatly i was thrown out of said club
Also needless to say that the certain female didnt talk to me for a while afterwards & she still wont go on the p!ss with me
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19 December 2006, 11:30 AM
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On my 20th Birthday went out for a **** up etc.
Ended up trying to get into a nightclub.
as we tropped in my last pal was stopped by the Bouncer as he had trainers on.
Called us all back to go elsewhere.
As we're walking back all the bouncers black mates were saying to us "**** of you white *****" - which was nice.
When I got to the door I turned round and told the coons what I thought of them. The original (white bouncer) told me the **** of or he would "sort me out" - I told him he wasn't big enough to sort me out. He punched me a couple of times and I started laughing. I was just preparing to smack the **** when he stood to one side and the biggest black ****** I had ever seen in my life grabbed me - picked me up by the scruff of the neck and threw me into a side room and explained the error of my ways.
Still not sure how I survived
Ended up trying to get into a nightclub.
as we tropped in my last pal was stopped by the Bouncer as he had trainers on.
Called us all back to go elsewhere.
As we're walking back all the bouncers black mates were saying to us "**** of you white *****" - which was nice.
When I got to the door I turned round and told the coons what I thought of them. The original (white bouncer) told me the **** of or he would "sort me out" - I told him he wasn't big enough to sort me out. He punched me a couple of times and I started laughing. I was just preparing to smack the **** when he stood to one side and the biggest black ****** I had ever seen in my life grabbed me - picked me up by the scruff of the neck and threw me into a side room and explained the error of my ways.
Still not sure how I survived
19 December 2006, 11:31 AM
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Gate grashed a party at a famous race horse owners house. Friend took the toast magnum of champers from the fridge and drank most of it. He then fell asleep in a guests 2CV. The guest took offense and shouted at my mate. Mate stuck him on his ****. We decided it was time to leave. Six of us walking the 5 miles home decided to do so naked. Walked through local village, out the other side. Car lights seen coming through the hedgerow we decide to walk past it naked. Blue light on roof all banged to rights (so to speak). Given a rollocking and told to dress and be on our way. They didn't have time to hang around as they were on their way to a fight at a local party .
Sunday morning get up to be greeted by a mate who had bought a copy of every paper from the local shop. We made EVERY national paper
Apparently we had been seen earier in the evening chasing chickens and trying to ride horses. Even I wont admit to that
Oh yes and it is all true ....... I have the paper clippings somewhere
.Sunday morning get up to be greeted by a mate who had bought a copy of every paper from the local shop. We made EVERY national paper
Apparently we had been seen earier in the evening chasing chickens and trying to ride horses. Even I wont admit to that
Oh yes and it is all true ....... I have the paper clippings somewhere
19 December 2006, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by jasey
When I got to the door I turned round and told the coons what I thought of them
It comes from the term baracoons (a cage), where they used to place Africans, who were waiting to be sent to America to be slaves. They had no idea of this.
Just incase anyone hadnt heard the term used in the last 10 years
19 December 2006, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
It comes from the term baracoons (a cage), where they used to place Africans, who were waiting to be sent to America to be slaves. They had no idea of this.
Just incase anyone hadnt heard the term used in the last 10 years
Just incase anyone hadnt heard the term used in the last 10 years
.Christ - that night was 22 year ago
And I've not threatened any bouncers since.
19 December 2006, 11:49 AM
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Remember those Sun deals when you could go down to Newquay in a caravan for 3 nights for like £15?
Well my mates ex saw this and though it be a great laugh for the the lads to go down there and booked it for us.
We were all set to go when my mate had engine trouble in his Subaru a couple of days before departure but Wilsons got him a courtesy car.......a brand shiny new 1.2 Polo with 4 miles on the clock straight off the transporter......
Now there were 4 of us and the smallest guy is around 6ft 1 and 15 stone......so you can imagine it wasn't the most comfortable of journeys........especially when you're ragging the **** out of it from London on a Friday night ending up at the caravan site at 3am (because the traffic was a ******* joke) and having to all sleep in this p0xy little car....
We finally checked into this caravan which was only slightly bigger than the car......relaxed all day and started to get ready for the night out. We all dressed to impress hearing that Newquay was a party capital and we were ready......my mate downed a bottle of Tequilla straight off, I had a crack at vodka, the other sambuca and the last threw up at the thought of the first guy necking the Tequilla....so we were set......
What we weren't set for was turning up at the supposedly "hottest" club in the area.......with every surfer, hen party and billy-bob within the nearest 20 miles dancing to YMCA.......
There we are....all dressed to the nine's.......surrounded by the ******* village people in the middle of no-where trying to understand "Oiyoboyo".....
The only highlight of the entire trip was dropping the courtesy car off.....1000 miles worse off, steaming from the thrashing and covered in mud.....
Never did remember how that happened......
Well my mates ex saw this and though it be a great laugh for the the lads to go down there and booked it for us.
We were all set to go when my mate had engine trouble in his Subaru a couple of days before departure but Wilsons got him a courtesy car.......a brand shiny new 1.2 Polo with 4 miles on the clock straight off the transporter......
Now there were 4 of us and the smallest guy is around 6ft 1 and 15 stone......so you can imagine it wasn't the most comfortable of journeys........especially when you're ragging the **** out of it from London on a Friday night ending up at the caravan site at 3am (because the traffic was a ******* joke) and having to all sleep in this p0xy little car....
We finally checked into this caravan which was only slightly bigger than the car......relaxed all day and started to get ready for the night out. We all dressed to impress hearing that Newquay was a party capital and we were ready......my mate downed a bottle of Tequilla straight off, I had a crack at vodka, the other sambuca and the last threw up at the thought of the first guy necking the Tequilla....so we were set......
What we weren't set for was turning up at the supposedly "hottest" club in the area.......with every surfer, hen party and billy-bob within the nearest 20 miles dancing to YMCA.......
There we are....all dressed to the nine's.......surrounded by the ******* village people in the middle of no-where trying to understand "Oiyoboyo".....
The only highlight of the entire trip was dropping the courtesy car off.....1000 miles worse off, steaming from the thrashing and covered in mud.....
Never did remember how that happened......
19 December 2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bateman
It comes from the term baracoons (a cage), where they used to place Africans, who were waiting to be sent to America to be slaves. They had no idea of this.
Just incase anyone hadnt heard the term used in the last 10 years
Just incase anyone hadnt heard the term used in the last 10 years
19 December 2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by KiwiGTI
Never heard that one.
Dictionary.com
bar·ra·coon
A barracks in which slaves or convicts were formerly held in temporary confinement.
19 December 2006, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
I once met a black man with a stutter.
He was a cocoon
He was a cocoon
I have a healthy fear of heights - in fact I'm **** scared of them.
After a boozy but otherwise dull night out in Luxeombourg (**** nose how to spell it) I decided to walk along the "bannister" of this.
19 December 2006, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
Anyone actually doing any work today or just pretending
.Actually I have a **** load to do - thanks for reminding me
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
I nearly castrated myself riding a bicycle advertising fish'nchips shop into newquay harbour once, that still causes some amusement, mostly now we just talk about what we used to get upto now and moan about the youth of today doing the same stuff we did when they were their age
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