The Penis Poem
18 December 2006, 11:02 AM
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The ***** Poem
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My nookie days are over my pilot light is out what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout, time was when on its own accord from my trousers it would spring but now I’ve got a full time job to find the f’kin thing, it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes
My nookie days are over my pilot light is out what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout, time was when on its own accord from my trousers it would spring but now I’ve got a full time job to find the f’kin thing, it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes
