Women and children!
17 December 2006, 09:00 PM
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Women and children!
Ok, we established from a previous thread, that for women to avoid obtaining a ''wizards sleeve,'' they should have a ''cut 'n' shut,'' and if that's not an option then pelvic floor exercises, 1 hour a day, [for the next 30 years] should suffice in helping the said wizards sleeve return to a nice tight pocket.
Anyway I digress.......
Why is it that women who have children balloon to twice the size? Not all I may add - but some.
Mrs Ritchies sister, once upon a time was a FINE looking lass. Body like a Russian gymnast, full-busomed, with an **** like a catwalk model.
The type you would see walking down the street and you'd think to yourself, ''PHWOAR!!!, I'll have a bit of that my son.'' Resulting in an instant ''wood'' which is a very awkward situation to be in, in a public place.
Just have a sit down on the pavement lad, have a read of your womans weekly mag, and act like nowt has happened.
NOW her sister looks like that bird Violet whatsherface from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you know the one, resembles a barrel with her little arms and legs protruding.
Her body like a gymnast has gone, her once full-buxom breasts have gone. She takes her bra off and her NOW wizards sleeve is able to partake of some very nutritious breast milk, they're that saggy. Her ONCE perfect catwalk model ****, now has a swissball attached to it.
All of this from one kid, what curse did the little blighter put on her
DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I told Mrs Ritchie..... I don't mind practising love......but kids are off the agenda for the forseeable future
Anyway I digress.......
Why is it that women who have children balloon to twice the size? Not all I may add - but some.
Mrs Ritchies sister, once upon a time was a FINE looking lass. Body like a Russian gymnast, full-busomed, with an **** like a catwalk model.
The type you would see walking down the street and you'd think to yourself, ''PHWOAR!!!, I'll have a bit of that my son.'' Resulting in an instant ''wood'' which is a very awkward situation to be in, in a public place.
Just have a sit down on the pavement lad, have a read of your womans weekly mag, and act like nowt has happened.
NOW her sister looks like that bird Violet whatsherface from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you know the one, resembles a barrel with her little arms and legs protruding.
Her body like a gymnast has gone, her once full-buxom breasts have gone. She takes her bra off and her NOW wizards sleeve is able to partake of some very nutritious breast milk, they're that saggy. Her ONCE perfect catwalk model ****, now has a swissball attached to it.
All of this from one kid, what curse did the little blighter put on her
DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I told Mrs Ritchie..... I don't mind practising love......but kids are off the agenda for the forseeable future
17 December 2006, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
Ok, we established from a previous thread, that for women to avoid obtaining a ''wizards sleeve,'' they should have a ''cut 'n' shut,'' and if that's not an option then pelvic floor exercises, 1 hour a day, [for the next 30 years] should suffice in helping the said wizards sleeve return to a nice tight pocket.
Anyway I digress.......
Why is it that women who have children balloon to twice the size? Not all I may add - but some.
Mrs Ritchies sister, once upon a time was a FINE looking lass. Body like a Russian gymnast, full-busomed, with an **** like a catwalk model.
The type you would see walking down the street and you'd think to yourself, ''PHWOAR!!!, I'll have a bit of that my son.'' Resulting in an instant ''wood'' which is a very awkward situation to be in, in a public place.
Just have a sit down on the pavement lad, have a read of your womans weekly mag, and act like nowt has happened.
NOW her sister looks like that bird Violet whatsherface from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you know the one, resembles a barrel with her little arms and legs protruding.
Her body like a gymnast has gone, her once full-buxom breasts have gone. She takes her bra off and her NOW wizards sleeve is able to partake of some very nutritious breast milk, they're that saggy. Her ONCE perfect catwalk model ****, now has a swissball attached to it.
All of this from one kid, what curse did the little blighter put on her
DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I told Mrs Ritchie..... I don't mind practising love......but kids are off the agenda for the forseeable future
Anyway I digress.......
Why is it that women who have children balloon to twice the size? Not all I may add - but some.
Mrs Ritchies sister, once upon a time was a FINE looking lass. Body like a Russian gymnast, full-busomed, with an **** like a catwalk model.
The type you would see walking down the street and you'd think to yourself, ''PHWOAR!!!, I'll have a bit of that my son.'' Resulting in an instant ''wood'' which is a very awkward situation to be in, in a public place.
Just have a sit down on the pavement lad, have a read of your womans weekly mag, and act like nowt has happened.
NOW her sister looks like that bird Violet whatsherface from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you know the one, resembles a barrel with her little arms and legs protruding.
Her body like a gymnast has gone, her once full-buxom breasts have gone. She takes her bra off and her NOW wizards sleeve is able to partake of some very nutritious breast milk, they're that saggy. Her ONCE perfect catwalk model ****, now has a swissball attached to it.
All of this from one kid, what curse did the little blighter put on her
DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... I told Mrs Ritchie..... I don't mind practising love......but kids are off the agenda for the forseeable future
What no Vinyl Ritchie juniors to take over your mantle when you decide to hang up your boots?!
17 December 2006, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
What no Vinyl Ritchie juniors to take over your mantle when you decide to hang up your boots?!
17 December 2006, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
She takes her bra off and her NOW wizards sleeve is able to partake of some very nutritious breast milk, they're that saggy. Her ONCE perfect catwalk model ****, now has a swissball attached to it.
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17 December 2006, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Einstein RA
What no Vinyl Ritchie juniors to take over your mantle when you decide to hang up your boots?!
Not yet my friend - plenty of time for that
STI - Lord shrek, my young apprentice is on a weeks Jedi training course, he is somewhere in our galaxy defending our planet against ne'er-do-wells. His physical prowess is atsonishing. He truly has the ability to become like I, if he remains diligent to my word
Gary - she encourages me to do so
On a tangent, why was my AWARDS thread deleted - perfectly acceptable don't you think? and also where has the BMW thread gone? vanished deep into the bowels of the SN vaults.
I recieved a PM from a mod from that other forum today
Like a lamb to the slaughter DJ Vinyl Ritchie......... Merry Christmas everyone
17 December 2006, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
Maybe it's a defence mechanism to stop her pervy Brother In Law ogling her?
Your a rather feisty one Lydia, upload a pic and we'll judge for ourselves
DJ Vinyl Ritchie........ Am I on a promise I ask myself
17 December 2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
"Judge not, lest ye be judged"
I can speak in tongues too
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... will thou all please keep to the cycle path, answer the question forthwith
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17 December 2006, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Fuzz
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... Hung like a stallion thoroughbred
17 December 2006, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Vinyl Ritchie
DJ Vinyl Ritchie.......... Hung like a stallion thoroughbred
You only need a big organ if you are playing in a cathedral
17 December 2006, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Lydia72
Neigh lad You only need a big organ if you are playing in a cathedral
You only need a big organ if you are playing in a cathedral
