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Old 06 December 2006, 07:35 PM
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Default Plane diverted because of farting

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Flatulence leads US jet to divert
Old 06 December 2006, 07:38 PM
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medical condition my ****

Its called having a curry darling just before you board a plane
Old 06 December 2006, 07:41 PM
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matches ???

this is what she needed

Old 06 December 2006, 08:12 PM
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I best not think about flying at moment then-way im trumping after them raw sprouts
Old 06 December 2006, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by LUCKO
matches ???

this is what she needed

Pretty lethal with a humongous botty burp thrusting it out at full force, could kill someone
Old 06 December 2006, 10:29 PM
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"She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.
The matches are not allowed to be struck, however."

No Mr Terrorist you mustn't strike those matches those are the rules
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I like a captive audience....

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Good job she didn't light the matches too close to the outlet - that would've made a very different story:

"Baked Beans Responsible For Plane Crash"

"Woman Exhausted After Long Run"
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