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06 December 2006, 06:09 PM
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**scooby net political party**
to read a lot of the posts by various scoobynetters we as a political paty could easily put the world to right
so many people on here who put there veiws across with such venom. i think we could have another sub-topic "debate " or "have a row"
theres certainly some deep thinkers on here.
so many people on here who put there veiws across with such venom. i think we could have another sub-topic "debate " or "have a row"
theres certainly some deep thinkers on here.
06 December 2006, 06:56 PM
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Critical Bill's Manifesto
Population. The root of all our problems. There are too many people on this god forsaken rock, competing for space, competing for resources, leeching off each other.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
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06 December 2006, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Critical Bill
Population. The root of all our problems. There are too many people on this god forsaken rock, competing for space, competing for resources, leeching off each other.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
Lord Chip of Sheepland sounds OK to me
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critical bill . i swear you have shown me the light! with your policies and mine this country would be perfect!
when do you wanna put pen to paper? get the manefesto together? what party do we call ourselves?
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when do you wanna put pen to paper? get the manefesto together? what party do we call ourselves?
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Originally Posted by D.K.1
Is it that knicker elastic woman V? 
I suspect they wouldn't look as good as you would though
06 December 2006, 07:41 PM
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Not lucycantremembertherestbecauseoftheawfulsuffix but some cling-on posting on the same thread.
06 December 2006, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
Not lucycantremembertherestbecauseoftheawfulsuffix but some cling-on posting on the same thread.
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Hello S 
Do you have a night you and Alison are free for a drink or meal yet?
Have a look through previous posts and you'll see, relieved my boredom anyway
Yep D. Haven't seen a Wednedsay 'funny' yet
Do you have a night you and Alison are free for a drink or meal yet?Have a look through previous posts and you'll see, relieved my boredom anyway
Yep D. Haven't seen a Wednedsay 'funny' yet
06 December 2006, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by gatty
critical bill . i swear you have shown me the light! with your policies and mine this country would be perfect!
when do you wanna put pen to paper? get the manefesto together? what party do we call ourselves?
top man
when do you wanna put pen to paper? get the manefesto together? what party do we call ourselves?
top man
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Critical Bill, your a cheeky Kunt.." No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people Most of this place , then???should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial......."
must be one of your endearing qualities,
And there was me, gonna offer up my services to go 'underground' ..infiltrate the scum and eradicate then from within
well **** ya now....
Im just gonna keep going on in my merry way, dumping as much of this Chavscum crap off this once Green and Pleasant of ours as i can, in my own Indomitable style.
must be one of your endearing qualities,
And there was me, gonna offer up my services to go 'underground' ..infiltrate the scum and eradicate then from within
well **** ya now....
Im just gonna keep going on in my merry way, dumping as much of this Chavscum crap off this once Green and Pleasant of ours as i can, in my own Indomitable style.
06 December 2006, 08:01 PM
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oh yes saw that one earlier here here, looks like we`ll have to do something after xmas,
if you didnt see this link today about the pigeons this IS funny
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if you didnt see this link today about the pigeons this IS funny
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06 December 2006, 08:07 PM
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Okays, after Crimbo no prob. I #think# we'll be down the English Rose for New Years Eve. Will give you a ring.
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Originally Posted by scoobynutta555
Hello S Do you have a night you and Alison are free for a drink or meal yet?
Have a look through previous posts and you'll see, relieved my boredom anyway
Yep D. Haven't seen a Wednedsay 'funny' yet
Do you have a night you and Alison are free for a drink or meal yet?Have a look through previous posts and you'll see, relieved my boredom anyway
Yep D. Haven't seen a Wednedsay 'funny' yet
06 December 2006, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Critical Bill
Population. The root of all our problems. There are too many people on this god forsaken rock, competing for space, competing for resources, leeching off each other.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
I propose:
1. No more immigrants coming in. None. No asylum, no nothing.
2. Sterilisation benefit. In the short term we need to make being infertile more profitable than producing screaming chav-foetuses.
Over the next couple of generations the sterile scum should begin to die out. The population will decline overall and and the % scum will be wound back a century.
The best part is that no one is forced into it... the scheme will work because it takes advantage of the greed and stupidity of scum.
3. No more mongs. Sorry Hectic, it's nothing personal but if tests show a baby is to be born profoundly disabled it should be terminated. Falsely prolonging their life just to make yourself feel better is fcuked up, selfish and a ridiculous demand upon resources that would otherwise cover many more healthy people who are just as deserving. Likewise brain dead people should be switched off at the discretion of the doctors who can be subjective and impartial.
4. No more free treatment for conditions that have been 100% brought upon themselves. It simply isn't viable for the integrity of a community to encourage these sorts of people to linger on any longer than is necessary. They know what they are doing to their life expectancy, therefore they should do us all a favour and die early to meet that expectancy!
5. Death sentence. We all know there are people residing at Her Majesty's pleasure (and our cost) who don't deserve to live. Cull.
These measures will bring the population down to a level that our poxy little island can sustain and just as importantly a level that is made up of a much higher proportion of 'value added' people.
whoe decides who will meet the requirment ? you need a lie down
06 December 2006, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
I fear clause three of The Critical Bill Manifesto would see you illegible for party membership, Gatty.
thats ok your number one on my manefesto. cull all human rights activists on first signs opening there traps
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