Eau de Blonde
06 December 2006, 03:58 PM
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Eau de Blonde
Its an old one, but by god its funny 
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi" replies the store clerk.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
The store clerk offers some more help, "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.
"Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like *** to me. Does that smell like *** to you?"
Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and smells it.
"That's quite nice, don't you think, Kathy?"
Kathy takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's it called?"
"Viens a moi" replies the store clerk.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
The store clerk offers some more help, "Viens a moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French.
"Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Kathy again, and remarks,
"That doesn't smell like *** to me. Does that smell like *** to you?"
