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06 December 2006, 01:05 PM
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PMSL at this!
Marksman Called In To Kill Kingstons Pigeons (from Surrey Comet)
Check out the comments at the bottom. The first is a genuine reply I think, then it starts getting out of control.
Absolutely hilarious and some genius replies.
Check out the comments at the bottom. The first is a genuine reply I think, then it starts getting out of control.
Absolutely hilarious and some genius replies.
06 December 2006, 01:17 PM
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lol yeah it gets really amusing.
My elder sister was held captive for 9 days by a flock of rock pigeons on a small island near Malta in 1979 - it may have been Gozo but I'm not too sure. (Sorry about that.)
As you might gather she suffers from nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet seeds for some strange reason.
She is in full support of the cull and, in actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or not.
Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot.
As you might gather she suffers from nightmares and flashbacks but she has also developed a loathing of millet seeds for some strange reason.
She is in full support of the cull and, in actual fact, she has already applied for the job and fully intends to carry out her duties as soon as possible - whether she gets the job or not.
Be careful around town folks - she's not a good shot.
06 December 2006, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Flaps
I like the 'Mrs Dallinger' posts
Slightly perturbed by some of them though! lol
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06 December 2006, 01:32 PM
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ROTFLMFAO
"Kill them with Axes"
"I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very agresive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely whilst on my way home from flower aranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done kingston council keep up the good work."
"I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heros follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too."
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"Kill them with Axes"
"I agree with this action. Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few. They are also very agresive and I can vouch for this as I was attacked by a flock and pecked severely whilst on my way home from flower aranging classes. In fact I would be more than happy to help in the killing of these evil creatures. Well done kingston council keep up the good work."
"I was once saved from certain death when a pair of woods grasped me by the shoulders and flew me from the path of an oncoming car. Now these feathered heros follow me everywhere and they often speak to me too."
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06 December 2006, 01:46 PM
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I used to have everything - cars, women, good looks, an immense ***** - but I lost it all after being defeated by a pigeon in an exhibition game fo connect4. The winged **** was cheating I tell you, and Ill never forgive any avian because of it.
I now spend most of my days punching nuns and running away. Kill them I say, and not in a nice way.
I now spend most of my days punching nuns and running away. Kill them I say, and not in a nice way.
06 December 2006, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Baby Scuff
Main people from PH on there. I'm surprised the comments are not vetted before publishing, its spread to other news articles aswell
06 December 2006, 03:55 PM
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I once enticed a pidgeon to crawl up my anus, by laying a line of seed from Nelsons column to the edge of my ring piece. It lived in my colon for 3 months, only ever coming out on Sundays to sing along with Songs of Praise
06 December 2006, 04:16 PM
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LOL, some good comments there
Surprised none have been deleted yet !
I suggest taking off and nuking the pigeons from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
06 December 2006, 04:21 PM
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Suprised no one has brought up the fact that they'll be shooting lead pellets and the polluition that it will cause!
Where are the PC brigade when you need them
Did make me smile about the pie comment though. Would be intresting to see how many people turned their noses up at it. Afterall it didn't grow on a white plastic tray in the supermarket.
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Bout time something was done about the flying rats! And yes, I shoot.
Where are the PC brigade when you need them
Did make me smile about the pie comment though. Would be intresting to see how many people turned their noses up at it. Afterall it didn't grow on a white plastic tray in the supermarket.
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Bout time something was done about the flying rats! And yes, I shoot.
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Originally Posted by Robbie T
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Originally Posted by Critical Bill
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06 December 2006, 08:12 PM
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Posted by: Michael Hunt on 4:17pm Thu 30 Nov 06.
Pigeons can be very intelligent creatures. This is because they are actually bred from dolphins and can travel vast lengths underwater as well as through the air. I warn you now Council folk, if you so much as dare remove or cull any pigeon from Kingston or the surrounding local I shall withhold my council tax! I'm prepared to go to prison to save these beautiful specimens of birds so just forget it ok?
Juvenile I know, but always amusing.
